Funny Fitness Quotes

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I hate when I'm 20 minutes into cardio and I look down and the timers on 48 seconds
I hate when I'm 20 minutes into cardio and I look down and the timers on 48 seconds

Memes,  Working Out Jokes,  
    
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i'm no good at pull ups, push ups, or sit ups.

i do, wever, excel at  ups.
i'm no good at pull ups, push ups, or sit ups.

i do, wever, excel at ups.


Memes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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Me before exercising: I'm going to hate this

Me, exercising: I hate this I hate this I hate this

Me after exercising: Athena herself has blessed me,. No man can defeat me. Fire runs through my blood and my bones are crafted from steel. Tremble, mortals, For I shall live forever
Me before exercising: I'm going to hate this

Me, exercising: I hate this I hate this I hate this

Me after exercising: Athena herself has blessed me,. No man can defeat me. Fire runs through my blood and my bones are crafted from steel. Tremble, mortals, For I shall live forever


Memes,  Funny Exercise Quotes,  Funny Workout Quotes,  
    
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(Squats down to look in the fridge...)

Fitness
(Squats down to look in the fridge...)

Fitness


Funny Jokes,  Fitness Humor,  
    
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Those hours won't work for me as they don't fit with my CrossFits schedule
Those hours won't work for me as they don't fit with my CrossFits schedule

Crossfit Jokes,  Working Out Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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Popeye had spinach. I have crossfit.
Popeye had spinach. I have crossfit.

Crossfit Jokes,  Funny Workout Quotes,  
    
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Yea, I life...

Slices of pizza to my mouth.
Yea, I life...

Slices of pizza to my mouth.


Memes,  Funny Pizza Slogans,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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I don't know what's longer.

A Amircowave minute
Or a treadmill minute
I don't know what's longer.

A Amircowave minute
Or a treadmill minute


Funny Quotes,  Microwave Jokes,  Working Out Jokes,  
    
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If a vegan does Crossfit which do they talk about first
If a vegan does Crossfit which do they talk about first

Funny Pictures,  Vegan Jokes,  
    
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Running late is my cardio
Running late is my cardio

Funny Quotes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them
Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them

Funny Quotes,  Calorie Jokes,  Funny Exercise Quotes,  
    
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My obsession with fitness annoys you?

Probably shouldn't follow my instagram then.
My obsession with fitness annoys you?

Probably shouldn't follow my instagram then.


Memes,  Instagram Joke,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Once again, I didn't get a beach body in time for summer. Maybe next year.
Once again, I didn't get a beach body in time for summer. Maybe next year.

Funny Ecards,  Fitness Humor,  Funny Summer Quotes,  
    
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it's chest day. quit bein' a
it's chest day. quit bein' a

Memes,  Funny Workout Quotes,  
    
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my wcw

she lets me bang everyday sometimes twice a day
my wcw

she lets me bang everyday sometimes twice a day


Memes,  Wcw,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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