Funny Fitness Quotes

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(Squats down to look in the fridge...)

Fitness
(Squats down to look in the fridge...)

Fitness


Funny Jokes,  Fitness Humor,  
    
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Popeye had spinach. I have crossfit.
Popeye had spinach. I have crossfit.

Crossfit Jokes,  Funny Workout Quotes,  
    
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Those hours won't work for me as they don't fit with my CrossFits schedule
Those hours won't work for me as they don't fit with my CrossFits schedule

Crossfit Jokes,  Working Out Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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Yea, I life...

Slices of pizza to my mouth.
Yea, I life...

Slices of pizza to my mouth.


Memes,  Funny Pizza Slogans,  Pizza Jokes,  
    
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I don't know what's longer.

A Amircowave minute
Or a treadmill minute
I don't know what's longer.

A Amircowave minute
Or a treadmill minute


Funny Quotes,  Microwave Jokes,  Working Out Jokes,  
    
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If a vegan does Crossfit which do they talk about first
If a vegan does Crossfit which do they talk about first

Funny Pictures,  Vegan Jokes,  
    
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Running late is my cardio
Running late is my cardio

Funny Quotes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them
Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burned them

Funny Quotes,  Calorie Jokes,  Funny Exercise Quotes,  
    
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My obsession with fitness annoys you?

Probably shouldn't follow my instagram then.
My obsession with fitness annoys you?

Probably shouldn't follow my instagram then.


Memes,  Instagram Joke,  Annoying Jokes,  
    
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Once again, I didn't get a beach body in time for summer. Maybe next year.
Once again, I didn't get a beach body in time for summer. Maybe next year.

Funny Ecards,  Fitness Humor,  Funny Summer Quotes,  
    
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it's chest day. quit bein' a
it's chest day. quit bein' a

Memes,  Funny Workout Quotes,  
    
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my wcw

she lets me bang everyday sometimes twice a day
my wcw

she lets me bang everyday sometimes twice a day


Memes,  Wcw,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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I have a gym in my house. The thing is, though, I'm only trying to live longer so I can eat more cheese and drink more wine.

-Ricky Gervais
I have a gym in my house. The thing is, though, I'm only trying to live longer so I can eat more cheese and drink more wine.

-Ricky Gervais


Funny Quotes,  Ricky Gervais Jokes,  
    
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think you're tough?

try wearing 5 inch heels after leg day, .

day after leg day
think you're tough?

try wearing 5 inch heels after leg day, .

day after leg day


Funny Quotes,  Leg Day Quotes,  Leg Day Jokes,  
    
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Fitness friends on Instagram

Fitness friends in real life
Fitness friends on Instagram

Fitness friends in real life


Memes,  Real Life Quotes,  Funny Real Life Jokes,  
    
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