Funny Fitness Sayings

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How do I lose 20 pounds in a month without smoking crack? I'm not opposed to it but I;d like to explore options first
How do I lose 20 pounds in a month without smoking crack? I'm not opposed to it but I;d like to explore options first

Memes,  Funny Weight Loss Quotes,  Weight Joke,  
    
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all these youtube videos led "grow your butt not your thighs" need to shut the up i'm trying to crush a man's head between my legs let me be.
all these youtube videos led "grow your butt not your thighs" need to shut the up i'm trying to crush a man's head between my legs let me be.

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One day I wanna be so jacked that my professional body guards look like minibosses you have to beat before you can fight me
One day I wanna be so jacked that my professional body guards look like minibosses you have to beat before you can fight me

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Gym partner: "How many cheat meals have you head this month?" Me: I don't know I wasn't counting
Gym partner: "How many cheat meals have you head this month?"

Me:

I don't know I wasn't counting

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*one month after pokemon go* doctor: do you exercise? me: i play pokemon go. doctor: *writes on notepad* "fit af"
*one month after pokemon go*

doctor: do you exercise?

me: i play pokemon go.

doctor: *writes on notepad* "fit af"

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If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never done a plank.
If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never done a plank.

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Please, sir.... May I have some more gains
Please, sir....

May I have some more gains

Memes,  Muscle Man Jokes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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a moment of silence to all the boobs lost to fitness
a moment of silence

to all the boobs lost to fitness

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Girls be like "Tomorrow I'll start getting fit!"
Girls be like

"Tomorrow I'll start getting fit!"

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I don't always take a rest day but when I do It's to give the weights a day off
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I don't always take a rest day but when I do

It's to give the weights a day off

Memes,  Funny Exercise Images,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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A fitness girl is the best kind of girlfriend. Shes the kind you don't have to worry about because I she isn't with you shes At the gym. If she isn't At the gym she is probably eating. If shes not eating then shes probably sleeping, and if she's not sleeping..
A fitness girl is the best kind of girlfriend. Shes the kind you don't have to worry about because I she isn't with you shes

At the gym.

If she isn't

At the gym she is probably eating. If shes not eating then shes probably sleeping, and if she's not sleeping..

Funny Quotes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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Everything hurts and I'm dying.
Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Memes,  Funny Workout Quotes,  Leg Day Jokes,  
    
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I can lift as heavy as you I just do it with lip gloss and painted nails
I can lift as heavy as you I just do it with lip gloss and painted nails

Funny Quotes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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Fitness this pizza in my mouth!

You need to get some fitness.
Fitness this pizza in my mouth!

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She's m Swolemate
She's m

Swolemate

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