Funny Fitness Sayings

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Gym partner: "How many cheat meals have you head this month?" Me: I don't know I wasn't counting
Gym partner: "How many cheat meals have you head this month?"

Me:

I don't know I wasn't counting

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*one month after pokemon go* doctor: do you exercise? me: i play pokemon go. doctor: *writes on notepad* "fit af"
*one month after pokemon go*

doctor: do you exercise?

me: i play pokemon go.

doctor: *writes on notepad* "fit af"

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If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never done a plank.
If you think a minute goes by really fast you've never done a plank.

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Please, sir.... May I have some more gains
Please, sir....

May I have some more gains

Memes,  Muscle Man Jokes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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a moment of silence to all the boobs lost to fitness
a moment of silence

to all the boobs lost to fitness

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Girls be like "Tomorrow I'll start getting fit!"
Girls be like

"Tomorrow I'll start getting fit!"

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I don't always take a rest day but when I do It's to give the weights a day off
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I don't always take a rest day but when I do

It's to give the weights a day off

Memes,  Funny Exercise Images,  Weightlifting Jokes,  
    
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A fitness girl is the best kind of girlfriend. Shes the kind you don't have to worry about because I she isn't with you shes At the gym. If she isn't At the gym she is probably eating. If shes not eating then shes probably sleeping, and if she's not sleeping..
A fitness girl is the best kind of girlfriend. Shes the kind you don't have to worry about because I she isn't with you shes

At the gym.

If she isn't

At the gym she is probably eating. If shes not eating then shes probably sleeping, and if she's not sleeping..

Funny Quotes,  Fitness Jokes,  
    
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Everything hurts and I'm dying.
Everything hurts and I'm dying.

Memes,  Funny Workout Quotes,  Leg Day Jokes,  
    
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I can lift as heavy as you I just do it with lip gloss and painted nails
I can lift as heavy as you I just do it with lip gloss and painted nails

Funny Quotes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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Fitness this pizza in my mouth!

You need to get some fitness.
Fitness this pizza in my mouth!

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She's m Swolemate
She's m

Swolemate

Memes,  Weightlifting Jokes,  Bodybuilding Jokes,  
    
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Fit girls be like Just let me lick it
Fit girls be like

Just let me lick it

Memes,  Fitness,  
    
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These are stronger Than everybody at Planet Fitness
These are stronger

Than everybody at Planet Fitness

Funny Jokes,  Gym Jokes,  
    
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Fitness? More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth
Fitness?

More like fitness whole pizza in my mouth

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Food,  
    
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