Funny Flirty Sayings

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Me trying to flirt

Do you like...cheese?
Me trying to flirt

Do you like...cheese?


Memes,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Idk how to flirt imma just stare at until u marry me
Idk how to flirt imma just stare at until u marry me

Funny Jokes,  Flirt Jokes,  
    
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Going to Chipotle, you want anything?

When you know she wants the D.
Going to Chipotle, you want anything?

Funny Vines,  Funny Vine,  
    
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if i were a tabla, i'd let you bang me all night long
if i were a tabla, i'd let you bang me all night long


Memes,  Musical Instrument Jokes,  
    
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all this 

and i only want yours
all this

and i only want yours


Memes,  Cat Puns,  
    
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When I play "footsie," I play to win.
When I play "footsie," I play to win.

Funny Pictures,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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You violated the 5th Amendment when you took my heart without due process.
You violated the 5th Amendment when you took my heart without due process.

Memes,  Funny Heartbreak Quotes,  Broken Heart Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Julio Jokes,  Compliment Jokes,  
    
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mmm that makes jessie feel niice

mmmmmmm
mmm that makes jessie feel niice

mmmmmmm


Memes,  Jessie Jokes,  
    
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Let me seduce you
Let me seduce you

Memes,  Cute Cat Memes,  Funny Cat Pics,  
    
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tags arent the only thing i'm gonna pop tonight gurl

to: 
from:
tags arent the only thing i'm gonna pop tonight gurl

to:
from:


Memes,  Macklemore Jokes,  Funny Love Cards,  
    
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hey girl.

i aim to misbehave. 

in your pants, later on.
hey girl.

i aim to misbehave.

in your pants, later on.


Memes,  Nathan Fillion Meme,  Hey Girl Meme,  
    
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we go together like peanut butter and jelly  like lemons and lemonade  like bullets and bullet proof vests  like moonshine and uncle jeb's illegal distillery  like jews and jesus  sometimes i wish you'd push my girlfriend aside and sw me w a real woman rides
we go together like peanut butter and jelly like lemons and lemonade like bullets and bullet proof vests like moonshine and uncle jeb's illegal distillery like jews and jesus sometimes i wish you'd push my girlfriend aside and sw me w a real woman rides

Memes,  Ricky Bobby Meme,  Jelly Jokes,  
    
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

actually ed up my elbow pretty bad.
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

actually ed up my elbow pretty bad.


Memes,  Heaven Jokes,  Cool Funny Sayings,  
    
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look.. i'm tryin to  what are you making it complicated

you sitting on the couch at me on instagram anyway.. your life is ping you by. you keep procrastinating!! maybe i'll let him  today maybe tomorrow. no  do it right now!!
look.. i'm tryin to what are you making it complicated

you sitting on the couch at me on instagram anyway.. your life is ping you by. you keep procrastinating!! maybe i'll let him today maybe tomorrow. no do it right now!!


Memes,  Funny Commercial Quotes,  Funny Commercials,  
    
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