Funny Food Comics

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Pass the salt. Very funny.
Pass the salt.

Very funny.

Slug Jokes,  Dinner Jokes,  
    
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''i'm not eating that, it's probably full of clesterol!''
''i'm not eating that, it's probably full of clesterol!''

Cholesterol Jokes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Why don't you use a mousetrap? We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them!
Why don't you use a mousetrap?

We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them!

Cholesterol Jokes,  Mouse Jokes,  
    
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''Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!"
''Wow, that guy must work out a lot. That's it, if I'm going to get a girl like that, I need to start working on these buns!"

Food Puns,  Burger Puns,  
    
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"...And it has much less cholesterol than beef."
"...And it has much less cholesterol than beef."

Witch Jokes,  Cholesterol Jokes,  Food Jokes One Liners,  
    
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"Darn it, Melvin, you've eaten all the cholesterol!"
"Darn it, Melvin, you've eaten all the cholesterol!"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Fat Person Jokes,  
    
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"The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each."
"The 'senior special' was two eggs, bacon, ham, cheese, hash browns and buttered toast for only $1.99. However, the two cholesterol lowering pills, I had to take, were four dollars each."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  Funny Health Quotes,  
    
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Pam, the vegetable people just found out about smoothies and are furious! They're angry? But that means... Yes. We have steamed vegetables.
Pam, the vegetable people just found out about smoothies and are furious!

They're angry? But that means...

Yes. We have steamed vegetables.

Vegetable Puns,  Carrot Puns,  Cheesy Puns,  
    
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The best way to have pig for dinner More broccoli?
The best way to have pig for dinner

More broccoli?

Funny Pictures,  Pork Jokes,  Food Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Poor uncle Louie. Cut down in his prime.
Poor uncle Louie. Cut down in his prime.

Beef Puns,  Beef Jokes,  Steak Puns,  
    
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We brought you some groceries, Grandma. Can we do anything for you? Help me open my new jar of mayonnaise. One side! Gangway! Beep beep beep! I'm comin' through! This should be enough for making a month's supply of deviled eggs, if I use it sparingly. Mom, can I have the jar when it's empty for a playhouse? No.
We brought you some groceries, Grandma. Can we do anything for you?

Help me open my new jar of mayonnaise.

One side! Gangway! Beep beep beep! I'm comin' through!

This should be enough for making a month's supply of deviled eggs, if I use it sparingly.

Mom, can I have the jar when it's empty for a playhouse?

No.

Funny Pictures,  Grandmother Jokes,  
    
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How long ya'll serve breakfast? Uhh all day All day!?
How long ya'll serve breakfast?

Uhh all day

All day!?

Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  Kanye West Funny,  
    
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Hey, Bob! How's the water? Bob? Bob!? Bob!!
Hey, Bob! How's the water? Bob? Bob!? Bob!!

Funny Jokes,  Get Funny Jokes,  
    
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Ok, now you really got me steamed up!
Ok, now you really got me steamed up!

Funny Jokes,  Lobster Puns,  Cooking Puns,  
    
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Why didn't you look for me? Don't you carrot all? Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.
Why didn't you look for me? Don't you carrot all?

Oh, I knew you'd turnip sooner or later.

Funny Jokes,  Carrot Puns,  Vegetable Puns,  
    
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