Funny Food Jokes

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Me: I think it's time for a diet

Fat me: they got beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes...
Me: I think it's time for a diet

Fat me: they got beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes...


Memes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  Fat Meme,  
    
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When you realize you have to get back on your diet tomorrow after enjoying good 6000 calories past weekend
When you realize you have to get back on your diet tomorrow after enjoying good 6000 calories past weekend

Memes,  Calorie Jokes,  Diet Humor,  
    
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"We have food in the house"

"You're old enough to make ur own food"

Me:
"We have food in the house"

"You're old enough to make ur own food"

Me:


Memes,  Eating Memes,  
    
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When you get paid every two weeks
When you get paid every two weeks

Memes,  Payday Jokes,  
    
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Taco trucks on every corner?

What's wrong with that?
Taco trucks on every corner?

What's wrong with that?


Memes,  Taco Jokes,  
    
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When you buy a personal 10 piece from KFC and you see chicken crumbs on your roommates upper lip #Iknowyouatemyshit
When you buy a personal 10 piece from KFC and you see chicken crumbs on your roommates upper lip #Iknowyouatemyshit

Memes,  Kfc Meme,  Funny Fat Women,  
    
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Will

Spell

For food
Will

Spell

For food


Spelling Jokes,  Big Bird Jokes,  
    
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not the sausage she wanted, but the sausage she's getting...
not the sausage she wanted, but the sausage she's getting...

Sausage Puns,  
    
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That look you get after you've eaten the last shrimp.
That look you get after you've eaten the last shrimp.

Shrimp Jokes,  Cat Memes (theme),  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Grits with salt & cheese

Sugar grits
Grits with salt & cheese

Sugar grits


Memes,  Black Memes,  
    
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I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep. It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia.
I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't sleep. It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-ni a.

Eating Jokes,  Chipmunk Jokes,  Food Humor,  
    
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If the plan includes Taco Bell...

Alpaca my bags
If the plan includes Taco Bell...

Alpaca my bags


Taco Bell Jokes,  Alpaca Puns,  
    
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When you take a bite of your pb & j

And the peanut butter is chunky
When you take a bite of your pb & j

And the peanut butter is chunky


Chipmunk Jokes,  Funny Meme Jokes,  
    
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When you're ready to eat your meal prep and ur co-workers are over there heating up hot pockets, meatballs, burritos etc..
KAPPITS (2)
H: Shank
H: H
When you're ready to eat your meal prep and ur co-workers are over there heating up hot pockets, meatballs, burritos etc..

Memes,  Mr Krabs Meme,  Lunch Memes,  
    
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