Funny Food Quotes

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The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce! Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.
The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.

Memes,  Salad Jokes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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If you a chicken tender & fries person, you will know that all honest mustard do not taste the same.
If you a chicken tender & fries person, you will know that all honest mustard do not taste the same.

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  French Fry Jokes,  
    
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle

Memes,  Pickle Jokes,  Funny Dating Quotes,  
    
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"And for the lady, perhaps a salad?" Uh perhaps not, I'll have the steak, smothered in onions. A rack of ribs. Pasta with extra garlic. French fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut.
"And for the lady, perhaps a salad?"

Uh perhaps not, I'll have the steak, smothered in onions. A rack of ribs. Pasta with extra garlic. French fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut.

Memes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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Yeah break ups suck but have you ever left your to-go box on the table at a restaurant??
Yeah break ups suck but have you ever left your to-go box on the table at a restaurant??

Memes,  Funny Break Up Quotes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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"Hmmm. Thinking maybe the pancakes but also never tried the French toast here."
"Hmmm. Thinking maybe the pancakes but also never tried the French toast here."

Memes,  Restaurant Meme,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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Them: So how's your diet going Me: You know good days & bad days
Them: So how's your diet going

Me: You know good days & bad days

Memes,  Diet Meme,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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{Cooking show} "Next, you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children..."
{Cooking show} "Next, you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children..."

Memes,  Funny Cooking Quotes,  
    
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me: "ima start eating healthy" me: "no the you ain't"
me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the you ain't"

Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Well Glenn, maybe if you weren't so drunk you'd be able to taste the food and know it's delicious
Well Glenn, maybe if you weren't so drunk you'd be able to taste the food and know it's delicious

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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"Babe you hungry?" "Ehh I mean...I could eat"
"Babe you hungry?"

"Ehh I mean...I could eat"

Memes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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me: that thanksgiving dinner. i'm not going! me to me: no. you're going, and you're gonna bring beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lambs, rams, gs, dogs, chicken, turkeys. u name it!
me: that thanksgiving dinner. i'm not going!

me to me: no. you're going, and you're gonna bring beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lambs, rams, gs, dogs, chicken, turkeys. u name it!

Memes,  U Name It Challenge,  Funny Thanksgiving Thoughts,  
    
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most people: welcome to our me! me:
most people: welcome to our me!

me:

Memes,  Funny House Signs,  Funny Pizza Slogans,  
    
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Monday: "I'm gonna be healthy and stop eating so many carbs & dairy" Friday:
Monday: "I'm gonna be healthy and stop eating so many carbs & dairy"

Friday:

Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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*Watches the food network once* "I made a pureed nut spread w/ a grape relish reduction paired w/ brioche bun"
*Watches the food network once*

"I made a pureed nut spread w/ a grape relish reduction paired w/ brioche bun"

Memes,  Sandwich Jokes,  
    
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