Funny Food Quotes

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{Cooking show} "Next, you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children..."
{Cooking show} "Next, you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children..."

Memes,  Funny Cooking Quotes,  
    
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me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the  you ain't"
me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the you ain't"


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Well Glenn, maybe if you weren't so drunk you'd be able to taste the food and know it's delicious
Well Glenn, maybe if you weren't so drunk you'd be able to taste the food and know it's delicious

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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"Babe you hungry?"

"Ehh I mean...I could eat"
"Babe you hungry?"

"Ehh I mean...I could eat"


Memes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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me:  that thanksgiving dinner. i'm not going!

me to me: no. you're going, and you're gonna bring beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lambs, rams, gs, dogs, chicken, turkeys. u name it!
me: that thanksgiving dinner. i'm not going!

me to me: no. you're going, and you're gonna bring beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lambs, rams, gs, dogs, chicken, turkeys. u name it!


Memes,  U Name It Challenge,  Funny Thanksgiving Thoughts,  
    
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most people: welcome to our me!

me:
most people: welcome to our me!

me:


Memes,  Funny House Signs,  Funny Pizza Slogans,  
    
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Monday: "I'm gonna be healthy and stop eating so many carbs & dairy"

Friday:
Monday: "I'm gonna be healthy and stop eating so many carbs & dairy"

Friday:


Memes,  Dieting Jokes,  Eating Meme,  
    
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*Watches the food network once* 

"I made a pureed nut spread w/ a grape relish reduction paired w/ brioche bun"
*Watches the food network once*

"I made a pureed nut spread w/ a grape relish reduction paired w/ brioche bun"


Memes,  Sandwich Jokes,  
    
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When your waiter says "enjoy your food" and you say "you too"
When your waiter says "enjoy your food" and you say "you too"

Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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Keep your friends close...

And your fries closer
Keep your friends close...

And your fries closer


Memes,  Funny Friends Sayings,  French Fry Jokes,  
    
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when you're hitting it from behind and she turn around and moan
when you're hitting it from behind and she turn around and moan

Memes,  Funny Commercial Quotes,  
    
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Sugar doesn't go in

Spaghetti, rice, or grits!!!!!
Sugar doesn't go in

Spaghetti, rice, or grits!!!!!


Memes,  Sugar Jokes,  Spaghetti Jokes,  
    
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A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. Its like, here, lemme hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes
A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. Its like, here, lemme hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes

Memes,  Breakfast Jokes,  
    
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"No I asked you if you wanted fries before I ordered"

"Okay, and? I didnt want them then but they look good now"
"No I asked you if you wanted fries before I ordered"

"Okay, and? I didnt want them then but they look good now"


Memes,  Funny Arguing Quotes,  Drake Meme,  
    
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Me trying to flirt

Do you like...cheese?
Me trying to flirt

Do you like...cheese?


Memes,  Funny Flirty Sayings,  Cheese Jokes One Liners,  
    
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