Funny Food Quotes

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I trust Chick-Fil-A so much that I don't even check my bad and if they get my order wrong I just assume they know what's best for me.
I trust Chick-Fil-A so much that I don't even check my bad and if they get my order wrong I just assume they know what's best for me.

Memes,  Fast Food Jokes,  Trust Jokes,  
    
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Domino's Pizza Ultra-pastry + Double Cheese + Double Cheese Cheese 8 times

Bruh this pic just gave me lack toes in toddler ants
Domino's Pizza Ultra-pastry + Double Cheese + Double Cheese Cheese 8 times

Bruh this pic just gave me lack toes in toddler ants


Memes,  Jokes On Food,  Pizza Meme,  
    
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I saw a post that said "minty is just cold spicy" and my life has not known peace since then
I saw a post that said "minty is just cold spicy" and my life has not known peace since then

Memes,  Daily Humor,  
    
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Romaine lettuce isn't being sold because it's causing E. coli and I can't say I'm surprised salad is out to get us. All I'm saying is a bagel would never pull this shit
Romaine lettuce isn't being sold because it's causing E. coli and I can't say I'm surprised salad is out to get us. All I'm saying is a bagel would never pull this shit

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  Salad Jokes,  
    
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The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.
The news: Do NOT eat romaine lettuce!

Me, biting into a hot pretzel: Dang okay.


Memes,  Salad Jokes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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If you a chicken tender & fries person, you will know that all honest mustard do not taste the same.
If you a chicken tender & fries person, you will know that all honest mustard do not taste the same.

Memes,  Jokes On Food,  French Fry Jokes,  
    
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Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle

Memes,  Pickle Jokes,  Funny Dating Quotes,  
    
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"And for the lady, perhaps a salad?"

Uh perhaps not, I'll have the steak, smothered in onions. A rack of ribs. Pasta with extra garlic. French fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut.
"And for the lady, perhaps a salad?"

Uh perhaps not, I'll have the steak, smothered in onions. A rack of ribs. Pasta with extra garlic. French fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with lots of sauerkraut.


Memes,  Restaurant Meme,  
    
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Yeah break ups suck but have you ever left your to-go box on the table at a restaurant??
Yeah break ups suck but have you ever left your to-go box on the table at a restaurant??

Memes,  Funny Break Up Quotes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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"Hmmm. Thinking maybe the pancakes but also never tried the French toast here."
"Hmmm. Thinking maybe the pancakes but also never tried the French toast here."

Memes,  Restaurant Meme,  Breakfast Joke,  
    
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Them: So how's your diet going

Me: You know good days & bad days
Them: So how's your diet going

Me: You know good days & bad days


Memes,  Diet Meme,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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{Cooking show} "Next, you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children..."
{Cooking show} "Next, you'll dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn children..."

Memes,  Funny Cooking Quotes,  
    
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me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the  you ain't"
me: "ima start eating healthy"

me: "no the you ain't"


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  Evil Kermit Meme,  
    
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Well Glenn, maybe if you weren't so drunk you'd be able to taste the food and know it's delicious
Well Glenn, maybe if you weren't so drunk you'd be able to taste the food and know it's delicious

Memes,  Funny Dog Pictures With Captions,  Hungover Meme,  
    
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"Babe you hungry?"

"Ehh I mean...I could eat"
"Babe you hungry?"

"Ehh I mean...I could eat"


Memes,  Hungry Meme,  
    
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