Funny Ford Jokes

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My vacuum wasn't working well

I put a Ford decal on it so it would suck better
My vacuum wasn't working well

I put a Ford decal on it so it would suck better


Memes,  Vacuum Jokes,  Short Funny Puns,  
    
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Lincoln

Just another crummy Ford
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Lincoln

Just another crummy Ford


Memes,  Car Name Jokes,  Car Jokes One Liners,  
    
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So you're telling me that you drive a Ford?

I bet you walk home alot
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So you're telling me that you drive a Ford?

I bet you walk home alot


Memes,  Anti Ford Jokes,  Dissing Quotes,  
    
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chevy runs deep

ford pulls them out
chevy runs deep

ford pulls them out


Memes,  Chevy And Ford Jokes,  
    
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Ford boys be like

Just renewed my plates
Ford boys be like

Just renewed my plates


Meme,  Anti Ford Jokes,  
    
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Douchebag brother owns a Chevy for 2 months

Posts pics bashing ford for not heating his coffee
Douchebag brother owns a Chevy for 2 months

Posts pics bashing ford for not heating his coffee


Anti Ford Jokes,  Ford Joke Pictures,  
    
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Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?

A: The train & bus schedule.


Bus Jokes,  Train Jokes  
    
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To push he's FORD F150 back into the dealer's show room.


Cross The Road,  Ford Truck Jokes,  Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road  
    
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Q: Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed?

A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.


Ford Vs Chevy Jokes,  Gas Jokes  
    
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Q: What should the Ford Mustang really be called?

A: The Ford Rustang.


Ford Mustang Jokes,  Kid Riddles Jokes  
    
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Q: Why does Ford make tractors and Opel not?

A: Because Opel can't get anything to run that slow.


Tractor Jokes,  Farmer Jokes  
    
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Q: What is the aim of a Ford project car?

A: An attempt to keep their car running.


Car Puns,  Great Riddles And Jokes  
    
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Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Fords?

A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.


Brake Jokes,  Driver Jokes  
    
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