Funny Gangster Quotes

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Everyone's a gangster

Till a gangster walks in the room
Everyone's a gangster

Till a gangster walks in the room


Funny Gangster Sayings,  Gangster Jokes,  
    
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The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.
The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.

Funny Gangster Sayings,  Life Humor,  
    
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sexy 

with 

a bit of 

gangster
sexy

with

a bit of

gangster


Funny Gangster Sayings,  Sexy Humor,  
    
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You understand this was just business.
You understand this was just business.

Turkey Joke,  Funny Cooking Quotes,  
    
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''Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Frank. Our latest 'made man'.''
''Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Frank. Our latest 'made man'.''

Mobster Jokes,  Frankenstein Jokes,  Name Puns,  
    
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"Someone else who can't remember our post code."
"Someone else who can't remember our post code."

Mobster Jokes,  Funny Cartoon Jokes,  
    
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''Don't you see, Bruno, your promotion from goon to vice-president-charge-of-busting-heads is just an empty title without a pay raise!''
''Don't you see, Bruno, your promotion from goon to vice-president-charge-of -busting-heads is just an empty title without a pay raise!''

Mobster Jokes,  Criminal Jokes,  Gangster Jokes,  
    
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''bugger."
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''bugger."


Mobster Jokes,  Gangster Jokes,  
    
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'C'mon', the solid iron baseball bat said to the police informers' kneecaps, 'I want to play with you! I want to plaaay with yooou!'

Bedtime stories for gangster kids.
'C'mon', the solid iron baseball bat said to the police informers' kneecaps, 'I want to play with you! I want to plaaay with yooou!'

Bedtime stories for gangster kids.


Bed Time Jokes,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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Frankly, it's not the bada-bing that worries me - it's the bada-boom.
Frankly, it's not the bada-bing that worries me - it's the bada-boom.

Mobster Jokes,  Funny Gangster Sayings,  
    
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''Let's get this straight: either you talk, or we send you to the surface in a polystyrene overcoat.''
''Let's get this straight: either you talk, or we send you to the surface in a polystyrene overcoat.''

Fish Jokes One Liners,  Fish Humor,  Mobster Jokes,  
    
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''Da boss sends his regards, Sammy.''
''Da boss sends his regards, Sammy.''

Mobster Jokes,  Fish Jokes One Liners,  Funny Fish Jokes,  
    
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''Say what you will about email, video-conferencing and the like... There's still no substitute for a good face-to-face business meeting. ''
''Say what you will about email, video-conferencing and the like... There's still no substitute for a good face-to-face business meeting. ''

Mobster Jokes,  Funny Business Comics,  Funny Business Quotes,  
    
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I want you to "take him for a walk."
I want you to "take him for a walk."

Dog Puns,  Mobster Jokes,  Funny Animal Puns,  
    
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''We have ways of making you talk! This month we're offering a Best Buy gift card.''
''We have ways of making you talk! This month we're offering a Best Buy gift card.''

Mobster Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  
    
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