Funny God Quotes

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and god said, "let there be sexy people" and there were hawaiians!
and god said, "let there be sexy people" and there were hawaiians!

Funny Hawaiian Sayings,  
    
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God makes the lightning

Bikers make the thunder
God makes the lightning

Bikers make the thunder


Biker Jokes One Liners,  Funny Biker Sayings,  
    
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god: hey can i have one of your ribs?

adam: what for?

god: erm... for a science project

adam: but you don't even like science

god: look do u wanna get laid or not?
god: hey can i have one of your ribs?

adam: what for?

god: erm... for a science project

adam: but you don't even like science

god: look do u wanna get laid or not?


Memes,  Adam And Eve Jokes,  
    
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So God said "let there be sexy people" so he created Native americans
So God said "let there be sexy people" so he created Native americans

Native Jokes One Liners,  Funny Religious Quotes,  
    
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If God didn't create it, an engineer did.
If God didn't create it, an engineer did.

Engineer Jokes One Liners,  God Jokes One Liners,  
    
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And then God said "Let there be sexy people!" so he created Salvadorians
And then God said "Let there be sexy people!" so he created Salvadorians

Ecards,  Salvadoran Jokes,  Salvadorian Jokes,  
    
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I'm totally for arranged marriages. So long as it's God doing all the arranging!
I'm totally for arranged marriages. So long as it's God doing all the arranging!

Funny Congratulations Quotes,  Arranged Marriage Jokes,  Marriage Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Let there be light

Coupled with uv radiation
Let there be light

Coupled with uv radiation


Radiation Jokes,  God Meme,  
    
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I thought thunder was God bowling

And lightning was when he got a strike
I thought thunder was God bowling

And lightning was when he got a strike


Childhood Meme,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  
    
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Deer God why cant you just answer asks normally?!

Deer God!
Deer God why cant you just answer asks normally?!

Deer God!


Funny Deer Jokes,  Animal Humor,  Grammar Fail,  
    
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Not sure if God

Or David Bowie
Not sure if God

Or David Bowie


Not Sure If Meme (theme),  David Bowie Jokes,  Fry From Futurama Meme (theme),  
    
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i'll bet when godzilla first came out, god was like ", that name's way cooler."
i'll bet when godzilla first came out, god was like ", that name's way cooler."

Funny Jokes,  Name Jokes,  
    
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maybe i'll go to  for my posts but i'd like to think that god has a sense of humor.
maybe i'll go to for my posts but i'd like to think that god has a sense of humor.

Memes,  God Jokes One Liners,  God Humor,  
    
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god himself made this...
god himself made this...

Memes,  Food Humor,  
    
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