Funny Golf Quotes

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Tell us who the hit is on or you're gonna get whacked
Tell us who the hit is on or you're gonna get whacked

Mobster Jokes,  Funny Golf Images,  
    
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"Beating 70 on the golf course is one thing, exceeding it on the road is quite another..."
"Beating 70 on the golf course is one thing, exceeding it on the road is quite another..."

Golf Jokes One Liner,  Funny Police,  
    
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Hmm...you've got a meteor shower to your right, space junk to your left and partial sun glare...I'd go with a number 7 thunderbolt if I were you.
Hmm...you've got a meteor shower to your right, space junk to your left and partial sun glare...I'd go with a number 7 thunderbolt if I were you.

Lightning Jokes,  God Jokes,  Heaven Jokes,  
    
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Golf and lightning don't mix...

But it will clear out the group in front of you very nicely
Golf and lightning don't mix...

But it will clear out the group in front of you very nicely


Funny Golf Sayings,  Great Golf Jokes,  
    
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45 years old and

Still on the fairway
45 years old and

Still on the fairway


Memes,  45th Birthday Jokes,  
    
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The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf

Funny Quotes,  Golf Jokes One Liner,  
    
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Think my temper is bad?  You should see my slice.
Think my temper is bad? You should see my slice.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Golf Images,  
    
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Golfers aren't happy unless they're teed off!
Golfers aren't happy unless they're teed off!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Golf Sayings,  
    
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Golf

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley
Golf

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Golf Sayings,  Funny Golf Posters  
    
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He has one simple motto: If at first you don't succeed, that's par for the course.

Comebacks,  Funny Roasting Jokes,  
    
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There are a lot of lady golfers I would like to play around with.

Jokes About Ladies  
    
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Do not hit gold balls into Mexico

Violators will be prosecuted
Do not hit gold balls into Mexico

Violators will be prosecuted


Funny Mexican Signs,  Funny Golf Sayings  
    
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Get your daily iron requirement
Get your daily iron requirement

Funny Golf Sayings,  Funny T Shirts  
    
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Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

Golf Jokes,  Golf Jokes One Liner,  Cheating Humor,  
    
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A golf course is a site to be holed.

Funny Golf Sayings,  Golf Jokes,  Golf Jokes One Liner  
    
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