Funny Golf Sayings

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Her : What's your favorite sport?

Him : Gol-
Her : What's your favorite sport?

Him : Gol-


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Golf and lightning don't mix...

But it will clear out the group in front of you very nicely
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But it will clear out the group in front of you very nicely


Funny Golf Quotes,  Great Golf Jokes,  
    
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Retirement means never having to plan anything except golf and bingo, congrats!
Retirement means never having to plan anything except golf and bingo, congrats!

Funny Retirement Wishes,  Golf Jokes,  
    
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All you had to do was hit it right there!

But you had to hit it behind that stupid tree!
All you had to do was hit it right there!

But you had to hit it behind that stupid tree!


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I dont watch golf on television because I cant stand people who whisper
I dont watch golf on television because I cant stand people who whisper

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.


Funny Jokes,  Christmas Cracker Jokes,  
    
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Dad's everywhere will spend Father's Day with the ones they love-- the 9 iron, the putter, the 5 wood, tje sand wedge..

That's par for the course.
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Dad's everywhere will spend Father's Day with the ones they love-- the 9 iron, the putter, the 5 wood, tje sand wedge..

That's par for the course.


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Thanks for making it so easy to get you a Father's Day gift due to your psychotic love of golf.
Thanks for making it so easy to get you a Father's Day gift due to your psychotic love of golf.

Funny Ecards,  Fathers Day Ecards,  
    
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Golf

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley
Golf

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley


Demotivational Posters,  Funny Golf Quotes,  Funny Golf Posters  
    
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I once gave up golf, It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.
I once gave up golf, It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.

Funny Jokes,  Great Golf Jokes,  Best Of The Best Jokes Ever  
    
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it takes a lot of balls to golf like i do
it takes a lot of balls to golf like i do

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Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?

A: It's still your turn!


Great Golf Jokes,  Good Golf Jokes,  
    
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He would promise to play golf, but he didn't know how to follow through.

Best Golf Jokes,  Golf Jokes One Liner,  
    
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