Funny Gun Quotes

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'' Check your uzi, Sir...?
'' Check your uzi, Sir...?

Mobster Jokes,  Gun Joke,  
    
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yea, quick question about this fifth amendment...

these "bear arms." where are they coming from?
yea, quick question about this fifth amendment...

these "bear arms." where are they coming from?


Bill Of Rights Jokes,  Bear Puns,  Bears Jokes,  
    
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it's my right

to bear arms
it's my right

to bear arms


Gun Puns,  Gun Meme,  Bill Of Rights Jokes,  
    
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the stockin's wuz hung
by the gun rack with care, 
in pes that the fat guy
would fill'em with .
the stockin's wuz hung
by the gun rack with care,
in pes that the fat guy
would fill'em with .


Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Funny Beer Quotes,  Best Xmas Jokes,  
    
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Criminals obey gun control laws

The same way politicians follow their oaths of office
Criminals obey gun control laws

The same way politicians follow their oaths of office


Memes,  Criminal Jokes,  Society Jokes,  
    
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mcdonalds does actually serve breakfast after 10:30 if u bring a gun
mcdonalds does actually serve breakfast after 10:30 if u bring a gun

Memes,  Mcdonalds Memes,  Hell Naw,  
    
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when you have a drive by soting but final project due at 3pm sharp
when you have a drive by soting but final project due at 3pm sharp

Memes,  Gun Joke,  
    
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tax refund? you mean..

gun money
tax refund? you mean..

gun money


Memes,  Tax Refund Meme,  Money Humor,  
    
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It's simple... we take the guns

And we eat them
It's simple... we take the guns

And we eat them


Funny Jokes,  Chris Christie Jokes,  Funny Fat Guy Jokes,  
    
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bustin' caps of knowledge

at a velocity of 1300 ft/s
bustin' caps of knowledge

at a velocity of 1300 ft/s


Memes,  Bill Nye Meme,  
    
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This gun

Smells amazing
This gun

Smells amazing


Memes,  Gun Joke,  
    
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when you realise a  at bae so you sw em the cpper real quick
when you realise a at bae so you sw em the cpper real quick

Memes,  Ghetto Black People,  
    
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meanwhile in chicago
meanwhile in chicago

Memes,  Chicago Memes,  Chicago Jokes,  
    
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i love the chinese pistol

said no one ever
i love the chinese pistol

said no one ever


Funny Jokes,  Said No One Ever (theme),  Chinese Jokes One Liner,  
    
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Everyone avoids the last piece, but as soon as I take it, everyone else wants it.
Everyone avoids the last piece, but as soon as I take it, everyone else wants it.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Gun Sayings,  
    
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