Funny Hair Stylist Jokes

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Between bitches shaving off the side of their hair to the chic still gluing tracks on at lightning fast speeds not all of these fails are self inflicted. Some of the worst offenders are licensed hair stylists. Meaning someone took the time to train them and show them the correct way to TRIM end, lay tracks and do a proper rollerset but the results are pure comedy.

Here we have the most popular and most viral funny hair stylist jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
The only time I see my hair stylist out somewhere, my hair is greasy enough to fry a dozen eggs on.
The only time I see my hair stylist out somewhere, my hair is greasy enough to fry a dozen eggs on.

Greasy Hair Jokes,  Hair Stylist Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

A: They take short cuts!
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A: They take short cuts!


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Fun Jokes For Kids,  
    
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"If a female says she do hair that means she aint got no job"

-Maya Angelou
"If a female says she do hair that means she aint got no job"

-Maya Angelou


Funny Quotes,  Hair Dresser Jokes,  Hairstylist Jokes,  
    
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Justin's hair stylist should be fired

Looks stiff like a broom
Justin's hair stylist should be fired

Looks stiff like a broom


Memes,  Vma Memes,  Funny Images Of Justin Bieber,  
    
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When you can't decide whether you want 360 waves or a jericurl
When you can't decide whether you want 360 waves or a jericurl

Memes,  Curly Hair Jokes,  
    
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"You tenderheaded?"

-Usually what a black hairstylist asks before snatching your follicles back three generations
"You tenderheaded?"

-Usually what a black hairstylist asks before snatching your follicles back three generations


Funny Quotes,  Omg Lol,  Hilarious Quotes,  
    
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When you ask for corn rows but they give you
When you ask for corn rows but they give you

Memes,  Funny School Pictures,  
    
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All these rain drops falling down my window
All these rain drops falling down my window

Memes,  Funny Rain Jokes,  Hair Funny,  
    
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dam her grip game super strong
dam her grip game super strong

Memes,  Hair Funny,  Wow Jokes,  
    
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When yo bob get cut

With school supply scissors
When yo bob get cut

With school supply scissors


Memes,  Funny Monkey Pictures,  Hair Stylist Jokes,  
    
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w es look when they're at the sp getting their hair washed
w es look when they're at the sp getting their hair washed

Memes,  Girls Be Like Meme,  
    
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Barbers be like.....

Yea come down I got you next
Barbers be like.....

Yea come down I got you next


Memes,  Barber Shop Jokes,  Barber Jokes,  
    
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When yo sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy. Told you that she can do it for $20 and some jawbreakers
When yo sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy. Told you that she can do it for $20 and some jawbreakers

Memes,  Weave Fail,  Wtf Jokes,  
    
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es be at the

sp like
es be at the

sp like


Memes,  Hair Salon Jokes,  Hair Stylist Jokes,  
    
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Stylist asks how you like your new haircut

Hate it
Stylist asks how you like your new haircut

Hate it


Hairstylist Jokes,  Haircut Jokes,  Hair Jokes,  
    
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