Funny Halloween Ecards

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ain't got time 

for no basic witches
ain't got time

for no basic witches


Funny Witch Sayings,  Witch Jokes,  
    
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i gave her a broom. 

witches love brooms.
i gave her a broom.

witches love brooms.


Broom Jokes,  Funny Witch Sayings,  
    
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Be safe this Halloween by getting a Kenyan minister to bless you with protection against all forms of witchcrafts.
Be safe this Halloween by getting a Kenyan minister to bless you with protection against all forms of witchcrafts.

Kenya Jokes,  Good Halloween Jokes,  
    
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it's nice to know you over-compensated this halloween despite looking like a dead oker most of the year anyway.
it's nice to know you over-compensated this halloween despite looking like a dead oker most of the year anyway.

    
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Best of luck finishing the New York Marathon while I'm finishing a pile of Halloween candy.
Best of luck finishing the New York Marathon while I'm finishing a pile of Halloween candy.

New York City Jokes,  Marathon Jokes,  Candy Jokes,  
    
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The scariest part of Halloween is knowing my rent is due the next day.
The scariest part of Halloween is knowing my rent is due the next day.

Funny Ecards,  Rent Jokes,  
    
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For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.
For Halloween you should go as the person you claim to be on Facebook.

Funny Ecards,  Halloween Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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Jehovah's witness don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Jehovah's witness don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Funny Ecards,  Jehovah Witness Jokes,  
    
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If you think you're too cool to dress up for Halloween just go as a hipster.
If you think you're too cool to dress up for Halloween just go as a hipster.

Funny Ecards,  Best Hipster Jokes,  Halloween One Liners,  
    
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Let's kick off our downward into holiday obesity.
Let's kick off our downward into holiday obesity.

Funny Ecards,  Obesity Jokes,  Fat Joke,  
    
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"I'm sure glad Halloween is on a Wednesday this year," said no teacher ever.
"I'm sure glad Halloween is on a Wednesday this year," said no teacher ever.

Funny Ecards,  Said No One Ever (theme),  Teacher Humor,  
    
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For Halloween you should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook.
For Halloween you should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook.

Funny Ecards,  Interesting Jokes For Facebook,  Jokes To Put On Facebook,  
    
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Halloween is near! Let your inner witch out.
Halloween is near! Let your inner witch out.

Funny Ecards,  Witch Jokes,  Funny Halloween Wishes,  
    
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I think for Halloween, I shall go as KARMA. Some of you should worry!
I think for Halloween, I shall go as KARMA. Some of you should worry!

Funny Ecards,  Karma Jokes,  Best Halloween Jokes Ever  
    
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You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.
You strike me as one of those people who hands out fruit on Halloween.

Funny Ecards,  Best Halloween Jokes Ever,  Funniest Jokes Ever  
    
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