Funny Halloween Quotes

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girl: i'm allergic to nuts

lady: i nestly don't give a
girl: i'm allergic to nuts

lady: i nestly don't give a


Memes,  Allergy Jokes,  
    
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"Halloween isn't even that great of a holiday."
"Halloween isn't even that great of a holiday."

Memes,  Pumpkin Meme,  First Of All Meme,  
    
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Friend: What should I be for Halloween?

Me: My designated driver.
Friend: What should I be for Halloween?

Me: My designated driver.


Memes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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This year for Halloween I'm going to be sleeping beauty.

You can find me asleep, at home.
This year for Halloween I'm going to be sleeping beauty.

You can find me asleep, at home.


Memes,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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so many of you don't even need to dress up this halloween

you're already fake as
so many of you don't even need to dress up this halloween

you're already fake as


Memes,  Ron Burgundy Quotes,  
    
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"what are you going to be for halloween?"

me: a drunk
"what are you going to be for halloween?"

me: a drunk


Memes,  Funny Drunk Sayings,  
    
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People: 'Ooooh, Halloween decorations are out..'

Me: 'Ooooh, new house decorations are out!
People: 'Ooooh, Halloween decorations are out..'

Me: 'Ooooh, new house decorations are out!


Memes,  Store Jokes,  
    
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witches aint  but gst and tricks
witches aint but gst and tricks

Funny Witch Sayings,  
    
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It's December,  plase take down your Halloween decoration.
It's December, plase take down your Halloween decoration.

Memes,  Donald Trump Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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Halloween weekend is over

Can I put up my Christmas tree now?
Halloween weekend is over

Can I put up my Christmas tree now?


Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  
    
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I don't always put on a smiley face

But when I do, its someone elses
I don't always put on a smiley face

But when I do, its someone elses


Memes,  I Dont Always Memes (theme),  
    
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brace yourselves

 disguised as nurses cops, and maids are coming
brace yourselves

disguised as nurses cops, and maids are coming


Memes,  Great Halloween Jokes,  
    
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I think for Halloween next year I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
I think for Halloween next year I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Halloween Jokes,  Halloween Humor,  
    
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watch me whip

watch me nae nae

watch me stab you with a ing knife
watch me whip

watch me nae nae

watch me stab you with a ing knife


Memes,  Funny Song Quotes,  Funny Music Quotes,  
    
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Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I'm going to be for the rest of my life.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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