Funny Health Quotes

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Gym partner: "How many cheat meals have you head this month?"

Me:

I don't know I wasn't counting
Gym partner: "How many cheat meals have you head this month?"

Me:

I don't know I wasn't counting


Memes,  Hurtbae,  Funny Diet Quotes,  
    
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"Brain freeeeeeze! Kidding it was just a seizure, lol"
"Brain freeeeeeze! Kidding it was just a seizure, lol"

Memes,  Politician Jokes,  Hillary Clinton Meme,  
    
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doc: wow these z-rays look great

guy: well i'm glad i'm healthy 

doc: oh no these are mine, you're all ed up man
doc: wow these z-rays look great

guy: well i'm glad i'm healthy

doc: oh no these are mine, you're all ed up man


Memes,  Doctor Meme,  X Ray Jokes,  
    
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her: w come you don't talk to me anymore?

me:

'cause es like you is bad for my health
her: w come you don't talk to me anymore?

me:

'cause es like you is bad for my health


Memes,  Ice Cube Memes,  Funny Break Up Sayings,  
    
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"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol, good carbs, bad carbs...can't we all just get along?"
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol, good carbs, bad carbs...can't we all just get along?"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  Healthcare Jokes,  
    
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"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"
"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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"Woman...They're like good cholesterol."
"Woman...They're like good cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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Beware of dog. Also, cholesterol and overindulgence.
Beware of dog. Also, cholesterol and overindulgence.

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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"I see your cholesterol's acting up again."
"I see your cholesterol's acting up again."

Health Puns,  Cholesterol Jokes,  
    
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''Well, sweetie, you got a prize, why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!"
''Well, sweetie, you got a prize, why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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"You should be grateful, wife! When I eat all that fat and cholesterol, you can't eat it and stay healthy!"
"You should be grateful, wife! When I eat all that fat and cholesterol, you can't eat it and stay healthy!"

Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Health Comics,  
    
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"I'm really sorry about this, but I'm trying to watch my cholesterol."
"I'm really sorry about this, but I'm trying to watch my cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Health Jokes,  
    
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"Spending less time with your HD TV will result in your having less HD cholesterol."
"Spending less time with your HD TV will result in your having less HD cholesterol."

Cholesterol Jokes,  Body Health Jokes,  
    
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Graffiti

Cholesterol gave eggs a bad rap.
Graffiti

Cholesterol gave eggs a bad rap.


Cholesterol Jokes,  Funny Egg Jokes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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"'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'"
"'Well, Mrs. Gilner, comparing the numbers, everything looks great. Your cholesterol is right in line, blood pressure good... you're definitely as healthy as a horse.'"

Healthcare Jokes,  Cholesterol Jokes,  
    
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