Funny Hillbilly Sayings

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It’s time to grab you some tobacco maybe a pinch to chew and spit because we’re about to head out to the farm and cornfields. This is where kids might consider corn on the cob as a popsicle. You can kick up your heels and start plucking at your banjo strings to Jo Bob having sex with his 5th cousin because the 1st four cousins didn’t count.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny hillbilly sayings from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. dad, funny, jealousy.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. dad, funny, jealousy.

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Redneck Word For the Day- Poke

You rather have Chicken or Poke chops for supper?
Redneck Word For the Day- Poke

You rather have Chicken or Poke chops for supper?


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Redneck word of the day: Initiate

Took her to a buffet, she ate a ton, initiate dessert
Redneck word of the day: Initiate

Took her to a buffet, she ate a ton, initiate dessert


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Redneck Word: Rubberneck

Wuz tryin' to git her in da mood so I rubberneck
Redneck Word: Rubberneck

Wuz tryin' to git her in da mood so I rubberneck


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Redneck word of the day: Rice

Y'all going out to Talledega to see the big rice?
Redneck word of the day: Rice

Y'all going out to Talledega to see the big rice?


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Redneck word of the day: Jamaican.

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Redneck word of the day: Jamaican.

"What Jamaican for dinner?"


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w do you circise a hillbilly?

kick his sister in the jaw
w do you circise a hillbilly?

kick his sister in the jaw


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redneck  say based on " girls say"

SHIT REDNECKS SAY
redneck say based on " girls say"

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Redneck word of the day: "Obama"

I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self
Redneck word of the day: "Obama"

I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self


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"Why do rednecks act like such morons? "Who says they're acting?"

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i fully support your right to marry wever you want

except my sister, she's mine
i fully support your right to marry wever you want

except my sister, she's mine


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Redneck word of the day: Twerk

Imma have a few beers before I get back twerk
Redneck word of the day: Twerk

Imma have a few beers before I get back twerk


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it ain't fair that women get paid less than men

waitin' tables is hard work
it ain't fair that women get paid less than men

waitin' tables is hard work


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