It’s time to grab you some tobacco maybe a pinch to chew and spit because we’re about to head out to the farm and cornfields. This is where kids might consider corn on the cob as a popsicle. You can kick up your heels and start plucking at your banjo strings to Jo Bob having sex with his 5th cousin because the 1st four cousins didn’t count.
Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny hillbilly sayings from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!