Funny Holiday Quotes

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Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanza! Sometimes at this time of year, there’s cheer and merriment for some. And for others, the dreaded couple of days with the in-laws. Think about it, the day after Christmas you won’t have to be thankful for anything for another 364 days.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny holiday quotes joke ever and jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
Alright ladies Women's Day is over!!
Alright ladies

Women's Day is over!!

Memes,  Womens Day Jokes,  Chuck Norris One Liners,  
    
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"lets take one nice picture with the tree before i ing destroy it"
"lets take one nice picture with the tree before i ing destroy it"

Memes,  Christmas Tree Jokes,  Funny Cat Sayings,  
    
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i told that e not to cook this year smh
i told that e not

to cook this year smh

Memes,  Funny Thanksgiving Sayings,  Cooking Jokes,  
    
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are you in the office, or are you observing the eradication of the native peoples of north america today?
are you in the office, or are you observing the eradication of the native peoples of north america today?

Funny Questions,  Native Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Good Friday? More like GREAT Friday!
Good Friday?

More like GREAT Friday!

Good Friday Memes,  Office Space Lumbergh,  Funny Friday Sayings,  
    
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they tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat! happy purim!
they tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat!

happy purim!

Ecards,  Purim Jokes,  Jewish Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Brace yourselves For five weeks of hearing the nutcracker playing all over the place
Brace yourselves

For five weeks of hearing the nutcracker playing all over the place

Nutcracker Jokes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Funny Christmas Messages,  
    
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don't blame the lidays, you were fat in august.
don't blame the lidays, you were fat in august.

Memes,  Fat Insults,  
    
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Christmas was fun now can I have my w2's
Christmas was fun now can I have my w2's

Funny Jokes,  Christmas Humor,  Income Tax Jokes,  
    
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When you open a christmas card and they didn't put any money in it
When you open a christmas card and they didn't put any money in it

Memes,  Best Christmas Jokes,  Christmas Funny Quotes,  
    
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so w's the eggnog? i added a little extra kick to it
so w's the eggnog?

i added a little extra kick to it

Memes,  Bill Cosby Joke,  Pill Cosby,  
    
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When you got him the iPhone 6 and he got you lotion and body wash from CVS
When you got him the iPhone 6 and he got you lotion and body wash from CVS

Memes,  Christmas Gift Memes,  Christmas Gift Memes,  
    
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deck the halls with bells of you
deck the halls with bells of

you

Memes,  Grumpy Cat (theme),  Funny Grumpy Cat,  
    
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when they start that "secret santa" bull at work, knowing well you've been broke.
when they start that "secret santa" bull at work, knowing well you've been broke.

Memes,  Funny Work Posters,  Quote Of The Day Work,  
    
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After you see your crush wearing the clothes you gave him and he tags all his pictures with # #lol
After you see your crush wearing the clothes you gave him and he tags all his pictures with # #lol

Lil Mama Crying,  Christmas Gift Memes,  Christmas Gift Jokes,  
    
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