Funny Holiday Sayings

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I already broke 6 out of 5 of my New Year's resolutions
I already broke 6 out of 5 of my New Year's resolutions

Memes,  New Years Resolution Jokes,  Funny New Year Quotes,  
    
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when you've already had 3 plates of thanksgiving dinner & you go back to the food for a 4th like:

surprise, .

i bet you tught you'd seen the last of me.
when you've already had 3 plates of thanksgiving dinner & you go back to the food for a 4th like:

surprise, .

i bet you tught you'd seen the last of me.


Memes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  Funny Thanksgiving Quotes,  
    
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Hold up wait a minute!!

You can't come to a house for Thanksgiving empty handed!!
Hold up wait a minute!!

You can't come to a house for Thanksgiving empty handed!!


Memes,  Kevin Hart Meme,  Funny Turkey Jokes Thanksgiving,  
    
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Can I put my tree up now?
KAPPITS (3)
elf: it's November the 1st can I put my tree up now
elf: tree
elf: it's November can I put my tree up now
Can I put my tree up now?

Memes,  Elf Jokes,  Christmas Humor,  
    
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as monday approaches and america celebrates a travesty of a "liday", don't forget...

 christopher columbus.
as monday approaches and america celebrates a travesty of a "liday", don't forget...

christopher columbus.


Memes,  Columbus Day Meme,  Middle Finger Meme,  
    
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Fighting the good fight. Finally, a rally I can get behind.
Fighting the good fight. Finally, a rally I can get behind.

Memes,  Funny Protest Signs,  Jokes About Christmas,  
    
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judge: i sentence him to life in prison

me: well since today is opposite day my client is free to go now

judge: ly  is that today?
judge: i sentence him to life in prison

me: well since today is opposite day my client is free to go now

judge: ly is that today?


Memes,  Judge Jokes,  Prison Jokes,  
    
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Survive St. Patty's Day?

Challenge accepted
Survive St. Patty's Day?

Challenge accepted


St Patricks Day Meme,  Challenge Accepted (theme),  
    
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ladies, march 14th is "steak, , and shut the  up day". if your mouth is open, it better have meat in it!
ladies, march 14th is "steak, , and shut the up day". if your mouth is open, it better have meat in it!

Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Meat Jokes,  
    
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Today is the Ides of March

I don't even know what that means
Today is the Ides of March

I don't even know what that means


Ides Of March Meme,  First World Problems Memes (theme),  
    
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i will find that groundg

and put this sword up his
i will find that groundg

and put this sword up his


Groundhog Day Meme,  Eddard Stark Meme,  Groundhog Day Jokes,  
    
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Hey coach

I forgot to run over the holidays....
Hey coach

I forgot to run over the holidays....


Coach Meme,  Fat Asian Kid Meme,  Run Jokes,  
    
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Santa's sack sags slightly.
Santa's sack sags slightly.

Best Santa Jokes,  Christmas Tongue Twisters,  
    
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Frosty froze frequently,furthermore fell on frozen frost freezing his fiddly thumbs.
Frosty froze frequently,furthermore fell on frozen frost freezing his fiddly thumbs.

Christmas Tongue Twisters,  Snowman Jokes,  Snowman Jokes For Kids,  
    
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