Funny Horse Quotes

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I'd rather be in the stall than the mall
I'd rather be in the stall than the mall

Funny Horse Sayings,  Horse Humor,  
    
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I've spent most of my life riding

Horses

The rest I've just wasted.
I've spent most of my life riding

Horses

The rest I've just wasted.


Funny Horse Sayings,  Jokes About Horses,  
    
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Cough cough

Are you coming down with a cold?

No, I'm just a little hoarse.
Cough cough

Are you coming down with a cold?

No, I'm just a little hoarse.


Funny Horse Sayings,  Sick Jokes,  
    
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Life with horses

Load, stack, feed,

Shovel...repeat!
Life with horses

Load, stack, feed,

Shovel...repeat!


Funny Horse Sayings,  Short Horse Jokes,  Funny Horse Facts,  
    
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''This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?''
''This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?''

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Speeding Jokes,  
    
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Don't flatter yourself cowboy...I was looking at your horse!
Don't flatter yourself cowboy...I was looking at your horse!

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cowboy Quotes,  
    
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If Heaven doesn't have horses, I'm not going.
If Heaven doesn't have horses, I'm not going.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Country Quotes,  
    
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Hay man...

Do you know where we can get some good grass?
Hay man...

Do you know where we can get some good grass?


Memes,  Funny Horse Jokes,  
    
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Hey girl.

No, I meant "hay girl". That is your job, right?
Hey girl.

No, I meant "hay girl". That is your job, right?


Memes,  Cute Animal Jokes,  
    
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I saved you some money

Took the shoe off myself
I saved you some money

Took the shoe off myself


Memes,  Funny Horse Jokes,  
    
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Horses make me happy you, not so much
Horses make me happy you, not so much

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quote Jokes,  
    
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Gee, that's an awfully high horse you're sitting on...don't get hurt when you fall off!
Gee, that's an awfully high horse you're sitting on...don't get hurt when you fall off!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Insult Quotes,  
    
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Proper scientific name for horses:

Equis Keepus Brokeus.
Proper scientific name for horses:

Equis Keepus Brokeus.


Funny Quotes,  Horse Jokes,  
    
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Horses are like potato chips one is never enough
Horses are like potato chips one is never enough

Funny Quotes,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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