Funny Human Facts

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There are only two things that are infinite

The universe and Human stupidity
There are only two things that are infinite

The universe and Human stupidity


Human Jokes,  Funny Einstein Quotes,  
    
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What if I told you

Theres white people in Peru
What if I told you

Theres white people in Peru


Peru Jokes,  Matrix Meme,  White Person Joke,  
    
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We'll stand up for freedom of speech when it comes to drawing offensive images to an entire religion, but not when two guys get fired because someone overheard them telling an inappropriate joke between themselves

But that's none of my business
We'll stand up for freedom of speech when it comes to drawing offensive images to an entire religion, but not when two guys get fired because someone overheard them telling an inappropriate joke between themselves

But that's none of my business


Freedom Of Speech Jokes,  Muslims Jokes,  Kermit Meme,  
    
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Old age is always 20 years older then you are
Old age is always 20 years older then you are

60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  Jokes About Old Age,  One Liner On Life,  
    
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bears are just like humans, except humans get drunk before we eat trash and pick fights with our buddies.
bears are just like humans, except humans get drunk before we eat trash and pick fights with our buddies.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Bear Jokes,  Bears Jokes,  
    
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Some people have mephobia, which is the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and we all die
Some people have mephobia, which is the fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and we all die

Funny Quotes,  Human Jokes,  
    
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20% - Important information

80% - Song lyrics
20% - Important information

80% - Song lyrics


Memes,  Mind Jokes,  
    
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there are more nipples in the world

than people
there are more nipples in the world

than people


Meme,  Really High Guy Meme (theme),  
    
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hey ross. i've got a science question

if the  sapiens, were in fact "" sapiens

is that why they're extinct?

joey,  sapiens are people

hey! i'm not judging!
hey ross. i've got a science question

if the sapiens, were in fact "" sapiens

is that why they're extinct?

joey, sapiens are people

hey! i'm not judging!


Funny Jokes,  
    
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Humans are the only creatures in this world who cut down trees, make paper from it and then write, 'Help Save Trees' on it.
Humans are the only creatures in this world who cut down trees, make paper from it and then write, 'Help Save Trees' on it.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Ironic Sayings,  Irony Jokes,  
    
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You know when you go to concerts... and people get up on stage and jump into the crowd, stage diving? People think that's dangerous, but not me, because humans are made out of 95% water. So, the audience is five percent away from a pool. 

-Mitch Hedberg
You know when you go to concerts... and people get up on stage and jump into the crowd, stage diving? People think that's dangerous, but not me, because humans are made out of 95% water. So, the audience is five percent away from a pool.

-Mitch Hedberg


Funny Jokes,  Mitch Hedberg Jokes List,  
    
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Dear Humans, I used to be the Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
Dear Humans, I used to be the Internet. Sincerely, The Library.

Relatable Posts,  Librarian Jokes,  Library Fun Jokes,  
    
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You can lead a human to knowledge but you can't make him think.
You can lead a human to knowledge but you can't make him think.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Horse Sayings,  Best Insult Jokes,  
    
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If the human population held hands around the world, a significant portion of them would drown
If the human population held hands around the world, a significant portion of them would drown

Funny Jokes,  Drowning Jokes,  Random Funny Facts,  
    
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Humans

Y u no stop polluting me?
Humans

Y u no stop polluting me?


Meme,  Earth Jokes,  
    
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