Funny Husband Quotes

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In this section we have infused the most wanted viral funny husband quotes, memes and jokes from all over the Internet. We have comical images, pictures, cartoons stills of your favorite motion picture and television shows with captions, punch lines like I got my wife a new chair for her birthday. I just hope it's got enough voltage.

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doctor: i'm sorry, your wife will never walk again

me: that lazy
doctor: i'm sorry, your wife will never walk again

me: that lazy


Memes,  Handicap Jokes,  
    
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I told him, "you use to be so nice."

Be said,"but then I took an arrow to the knee!"
I told him, "you use to be so nice."

Be said,"but then I took an arrow to the knee!"


Memes,  Knee Jokes,  Stupid Husband Jokes,  
    
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i married her for her long legs and big boobs

now she has long boobs and big legs
i married her for her long legs and big boobs

now she has long boobs and big legs


Memes,  Best Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Wife wants me to shop on Black Friday

Better drink drink my own piss
Wife wants me to shop on Black Friday

Better drink drink my own piss


Memes,  Black Friday Humor,  Bear Grylls Meme (theme),  
    
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wen ur husband comes me from a suicide bombing
wen ur husband comes me from a suicide bombing

Memes,  Iraq Jokes,  Racist Indian Jokes,  
    
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It's tragically ironic that I'll spending Independence Day with my wife and kids.
It's tragically ironic that I'll spending Independence Day with my wife and kids.

Funny Ecards,  Independence Day Jokes,  
    
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i'm still searching for my wifes killer.

but no one will do it.
i'm still searching for my wifes killer.

but no one will do it.


Funny Ecards,  Wife Bashing Jokes,  
    
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I live with 'Fear' every day.

Is it that bad? 

It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!
I live with 'Fear' every day.

Is it that bad?

It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!


Funny Jokes,  Santabanta,  Funny Mean Sayings,  
    
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woman's  size study

10% think their  is too skinny

30% think their  is too fat

60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man and they would never trade him for the world.
woman's size study

10% think their is too skinny

30% think their is too fat

60% say they don't care, they love him, he is a good man and they would never trade him for the world.


Funny Jokes,  Husband Bashing Jokes,  
    
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Just remember... Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
Just remember... Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

Funny Ecards,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  Wife And Husband Humor,  
    
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i got my wife a new chair for her birthday. i just pe it's got enough voltage.
i got my wife a new chair for her birthday. i just pe it's got enough voltage.

Funny Ecards,  Best Wife Jokes,  
    
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Good for one night of me doing the dishes well enough that you won't have to redo them the next morning.
Good for one night of me doing the dishes well enough that you won't have to redo them the next morning.

Funny Ecards,  Housework Jokes,  
    
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

- Milton Berie
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong

- Milton Berie


Joke,  Short Wife Jokes,  New Husband Jokes,  
    
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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Funny Husband Jokes,  Relationship Ecards  
    
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Wives think we're working

Boss thinks we're sick!
Wives think we're working

Boss thinks we're sick!


Funny Sports Signs,  Funny Sports Posters,  
    
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