Funny Husband Wife Jokes

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Wife: I want a divorce

Me: Is it because I switched our baby our for a better one at the hospital before we left

Wife: What

Me: What
Wife: I want a divorce

Me: Is it because I switched our baby our for a better one at the hospital before we left

Wife: What

Me: What


Memes,  New Baby Jokes,  Divorce Memes,  
    
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father: so w's that pokemon game going jimmy?

jimmy: gr8 all the pokemon keep coming around the use

mother: well something has to come around the use
father: so w's that pokemon game going jimmy?

jimmy: gr8 all the pokemon keep coming around the use

mother: well something has to come around the use


Memes,  Clapback,  
    
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wife: why can't you stop quoting gucci mane lyrics, are you insane?!?

me:  i might be
wife: why can't you stop quoting gucci mane lyrics, are you insane?!?

me: i might be


Memes,  Gucci Mane Jokes,  
    
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When your waiting

For your wife to get ready
When your waiting

For your wife to get ready


Memes,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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She told me to find a job. 

So I became a butcher.
She told me to find a job.

So I became a butcher.


Butcher Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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My biggest fear is

That when I die, my wife will sell my bicycles for what I told her they cost
My biggest fear is

That when I die, my wife will sell my bicycles for what I told her they cost


Cyclist Jokes,  Bike Jokes,  
    
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I told him I can't open the jar

He told me install java
I told him I can't open the jar

He told me install java


Memes,  Java Jokes,  
    
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Wife says "I don't care what we eat"

I suggest something she replied "sure"
Wife says "I don't care what we eat"

I suggest something she replied "sure"


Memes,  Good Girl Gina (theme),  
    
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sometimes my wife gets mad when she thinks that i don't care about whatever the  she was just talking about.
sometimes my wife gets mad when she thinks that i don't care about whatever the she was just talking about.

Funny Quotes,  
    
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my wife doesn't always sleep naked

but when she does, i turn up the heat so she'll throw the covers off
my wife doesn't always sleep naked

but when she does, i turn up the heat so she'll throw the covers off


Memes,  Wife Humor,  
    
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Looks like his wife told him she didn't want any presents and he actually listened

It's a bold move Cotton let's see how it works out for him.
Looks like his wife told him she didn't want any presents and he actually listened

It's a bold move Cotton let's see how it works out for him.


Memes,  Bold Move Cotton,  
    
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"Five years ago my wife ordered me to quit smoking and boozing."

"Did it work?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen her in five years."
"Five years ago my wife ordered me to quit smoking and boozing."

"Did it work?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen her in five years."


Funny Jokes,  Richard Prince Jokes,  
    
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It's tough to stay married. 

My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
It's tough to stay married.

My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.


Memes,  Rodney Dangerfield Joke,  
    
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My future husband is probably in bed with his whack GF right now, thinking he's stuck with her forever.
My future husband is probably in bed with his whack GF right now, thinking he's stuck with her forever.

Memes,  Love Sms Jokes,  Funny Marriage Jokes,  
    
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Waiting on my wife to find this work of art...
Waiting on my wife to find this work of art...

Memes,  Funny Practical Jokes,  Toilet Paper Jokes,  
    
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