Funny Inappropriate Sayings

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when her son wakes up while you smashing and you gotta point to where your pne is so his bad  can play games while you beat therr guts in

"its right there lil buddy"
when her son wakes up while you smashing and you gotta point to where your pne is so his bad can play games while you beat therr guts in

"its right there lil buddy"


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her parents: what are your intentions with our daughter?

me:
her parents: what are your intentions with our daughter?

me:


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me: that girl is so t, i gotta let her know w i feel

inner tp: grab her by the
me: that girl is so t, i gotta let her know w i feel

inner tp: grab her by the


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"Hi, is your refrigerator running? Well, then you better go not have legal access to safe abortions."
"Hi, is your refrigerator running? Well, then you better go not have legal access to safe abortions."

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guy: why is there broken condoms on the couch?

lady: would you please call our children by their real names?
guy: why is there broken condoms on the couch?

lady: would you please call our children by their real names?


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i ain't gone eat itself
i ain't gone eat itself

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me: hey son

stepson: stop calling me son, i'm not calling you daddy

me: you might as well, your mom does
me: hey son

stepson: stop calling me son, i'm not calling you daddy

me: you might as well, your mom does


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mom: ok, one more time. the daddy meets the mommy, they go on top of each other and lay down. then the daddy gets fat, the mommy gets drunk and here you are today. so tell the teacher to  off. you're not wearing velcro.
mom: ok, one more time. the daddy meets the mommy, they go on top of each other and lay down. then the daddy gets fat, the mommy gets drunk and here you are today. so tell the teacher to off. you're not wearing velcro.

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doctor, my man wants to have wild sex all day long what can i give him?

my pne number!
doctor, my man wants to have wild sex all day long what can i give him?

my pne number!


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all you ladies pop your  like this
all you ladies pop your like this

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when you're 5 minutes into a tp rally and someone goes "i'd never make out with my cousin"
when you're 5 minutes into a tp rally and someone goes "i'd never make out with my cousin"

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i wanna 

ing get sumthin to eat. im starving.
i wanna

ing get sumthin to eat. im starving.


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i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.
i run entirely on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate tughts.

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"im gonna spank you until you stop hanging out with dequan"

"can't nobody spank my  like dequan do"
"im gonna spank you until you stop hanging out with dequan"

"can't nobody spank my like dequan do"


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