Funny Insulting Quotes

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shameless: hey you en re you seriously don't remember what happened last season you pathetic ?

me:
shameless: hey you en re you seriously don't remember what happened last season you pathetic ?

me:


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If you say you're too full to go get ice cream after eating dinner in the summer, you are weak & natural selection is coming for you
If you say you're too full to go get ice cream after eating dinner in the summer, you are weak & natural selection is coming for you

Memes,  Ice Cream Jokes,  
    
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[during sex]

her: i want you to hurt me

me: your sister's more successful than you

her: wait

me: not a big fan of the new haircut

her: stop
[during sex]

her: i want you to hurt me

me: your sister's more successful than you

her: wait

me: not a big fan of the new haircut

her: stop


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My momma said you could only use the plastic cups cuz your mouth be on wee-wee's
My momma said you could only use the plastic cups cuz your mouth be on wee-wee's

Memes,  Cardi B Meme,  Cup Jokes,  
    
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mom: we need to know if he has a peanut allergy 

doc: hmm he doesn't look like a  but let's check
mom: we need to know if he has a peanut allergy

doc: hmm he doesn't look like a but let's check


Memes,  Allergy Meme,  
    
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my mie: "bro the worst thing she can say is no."

her actual response: "boy get yo goofy ugly  out my face"
my mie: "bro the worst thing she can say is no."

her actual response: "boy get yo goofy ugly out my face"


Memes,  Arthur Memes,  Flirting Jokes,  
    
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husband: would u like me to cut the pizza

wife: w about u cut the  & start eating my  like a real 

ouch-

haha -

got em-
husband: would u like me to cut the pizza

wife: w about u cut the & start eating my like a real

ouch-

haha -

got em-


Memes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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your indian name is

chief kiss
KAPPITS (1)
your indian name is

chief kiss


Native American Racist Jokes,  Funny Racist Indian Jokes,  
    
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"You'll never amount to anything and no one likes you."
"You'll never amount to anything and no one likes you."

Pea Jokes,  Joke Of The Day,  Life Humor,  
    
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dad: why are your eyes so red?

son: i smoked 

dad: tell the truth. crying again from being a ginger ?
dad: why are your eyes so red?

son: i smoked

dad: tell the truth. crying again from being a ginger ?


Memes,  Funny Ginger Insults,  Ginger Disses,  
    
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i was taught to think before i act

so when i slap the  outta you just know i tught about it first
i was taught to think before i act

so when i slap the outta you just know i tught about it first


Memes,  Joker Memes,  Movie Memes,  
    
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all es do is lie, make "work, work, work, work, work" snaps & get mad when they bestie go out with her other me girl
all es do is lie, make "work, work, work, work, work" snaps & get mad when they bestie go out with her other me girl

Funny Jokes,  Funny Sayings About Girls,  
    
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these e

broke & reed
these e

broke & reed


Funny Jokes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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From the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
From the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Harsh Disses,  Short Disses,  Funny Diss Jokes,  
    
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you smell

like poo-poo.
you smell

like poo-poo.


You Smell Like Jokes,  Funny Poop Sayings,  
    
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