Funny Interview Jokes

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Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Me: The real questions is why should I allow you to hire me.

Interviewer: *Whispers* Can he do that?

Me:
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Me: The real questions is why should I allow you to hire me.

Interviewer: *Whispers* Can he do that?

Me:


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Interviewer: so do you have any experience in sales?

Me:
Interviewer: so do you have any experience in sales?

Me:


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Interviewer: "So do you have any experience with sales?"

Me:
Interviewer: "So do you have any experience with sales?"

Me:


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employer: what are your bbies?

guy: i watch lots of porn

employer: ummm ok, let's try another question. what is your greatest strength?

guy: my right hand

employer: ok leave
employer: what are your bbies?

guy: i watch lots of porn

employer: ummm ok, let's try another question. what is your greatest strength?

guy: my right hand

employer: ok leave



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hr: do remember tweeting "white es  taste like mayonnaise flavored ice cubes" on june 8th, 2013
hr: do remember tweeting "white es taste like mayonnaise flavored ice cubes" on june 8th, 2013

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Melania: My early years, in West Philadelphia born and raised

Interviewer: Wait, is that Fresh Prince theme song?

Melania: What? No

Interviewer: Sorry, go on

Melania: on a playground I spent most of my days

Interviewer: Get out
Melania: My early years, in West Philadelphia born and raised

Interviewer: Wait, is that Fresh Prince theme song?

Melania: What? No

Interviewer: Sorry, go on

Melania: on a playground I spent most of my days

Interviewer: Get out


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her- so is there anything else we suld know about u?

him- i vape

her- so u lied when u said u've had a sexual partner in the past year
her- so is there anything else we suld know about u?

him- i vape

her- so u lied when u said u've had a sexual partner in the past year


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employer: why suld we hire you here a mtv

girl: i am a talented musician w will crate original music videos for everyone to enjoy

employer: ......

girl: *sigh* i'm 16 and pregnant

employer: you're ing hired
employer: why suld we hire you here a mtv

girl: i am a talented musician w will crate original music videos for everyone to enjoy

employer: ......

girl: *sigh* i'm 16 and pregnant

employer: you're ing hired


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Boss: Your resume is just pics of you petting dogs?

Me: That's correct.

Boss: [visibly excited] w-what's this little guy's name?
Boss: Your resume is just pics of you petting dogs?

Me: That's correct.

Boss: [visibly excited] w-what's this little guy's name?


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employer: say something and you say the first thing that coms to mind to mind

employer: pitbull

me: talented

employer: get the  out
employer: say something and you say the first thing that coms to mind to mind

employer: pitbull

me: talented

employer: get the out


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Reporter: What is your status on the number of shark attacks in the last year?

Shark: no comment
Reporter: What is your status on the number of shark attacks in the last year?

Shark: no comment


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Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he go it
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he go it

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Interviewer: Why do you want this job

Me: I've always been very passionate about not starving to death
Interviewer: Why do you want this job

Me: I've always been very passionate about not starving to death


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Interviewer: we will be reviewing your Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, is there anything we should know before?
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Bank Account: When the Accountant says trim back on your Birthday Plans this year.
Interviewer: we will be reviewing your Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, is there anything we should know before?

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