Funny Ironic Quotes

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Me: I need to stop playing and find myself a man

Inner me: Decline every day you're asked on
Me: I need to stop playing and find myself a man

Inner me: Decline every day you're asked on


Memes,  Jokes About Being Single,  Date Jokes,  
    
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Trump can run for president with no political experience but I need a masters and 5 years experience for an entry level job
Trump can run for president with no political experience but I need a masters and 5 years experience for an entry level job

Memes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  
    
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me: i don't drink soda, that's so unhealthy.

also me:
me: i don't drink soda, that's so unhealthy.

also me:


Memes,  Soda Jokes,  
    
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Donald Trump has no political experience. Meanwhile you need 5 yaers experience for an entry level management position at Chili's
Donald Trump has no political experience. Meanwhile you need 5 yaers experience for an entry level management position at Chili's

Funny Jokes,  Donald Trump Jokes,  Manager Jokes,  
    
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get drunk and flash someone at mardi gras and nobody bats an eye

do it any where else and everyone loses their minds
get drunk and flash someone at mardi gras and nobody bats an eye

do it any where else and everyone loses their minds


Mardi Gras Memes,  Everyone Loses Their Minds,  
    
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It is too dangerous for you to go turn on the power by yourself

Even though we just let the black guy do it
It is too dangerous for you to go turn on the power by yourself

Even though we just let the black guy do it


Jurassic Park Meme,  Dangerous Jokes,  
    
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So, you're telling me Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays? The day that I crave it the most?!
So, you're telling me Chick-fil-A is closed on Sundays? The day that I crave it the most?!

Chick Fil A Meme,  So You're Telling Me,  Skeptical African Kid (theme),  
    
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McDonald's have the audacity to start serving breakfast all day

...But I bet you that ice cream machine still broke!
McDonald's have the audacity to start serving breakfast all day

...But I bet you that ice cream machine still broke!


Memes,  Mcdonalds Jokes,  
    
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What if Alanis Morissette was being ironic

By not having anything ironic in her song "ironic"
What if Alanis Morissette was being ironic

By not having anything ironic in her song "ironic"


Memes,  Irony Jokes,  
    
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"you can hit a woman ...

but keep your hands off the quarterback"
"you can hit a woman ...

but keep your hands off the quarterback"


Memes,  Nfl Jokes,  Wife Abuse Jokes,  
    
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you drove her in a expensive car to an expensive date and got a hug, while a  walked to her crib n ed in this
you drove her in a expensive car to an expensive date and got a hug, while a walked to her crib n ed in this

Memes,  Good Jokes About Men,  Funny Jokes For Guys,  
    
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We all have that one as Friend who always give the best relationship advice but is still single
We all have that one as Friend who always give the best relationship advice but is still single

Funny Quotes,  Funny Friend Quotes,  Being Single,  
    
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Former potato chip factory burned to a crisp
Former potato chip factory burned to a crisp

Funny Jokes,  Food Puns,  Funny Headlines,  
    
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Out! I don't want you doing gross things to a bird in my kitchen!
Out! I don't want you doing gross things to a bird in my kitchen!

Funny Pictures,  Funny Thanksgiving Pictures,  Funny Holiday Comics,  
    
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Fight apathy  

Or don't.

I dont care.
Fight apathy

Or don't.

I dont care.


Funny Quotes,  Funny Contradictions,  Short Funny Text Jokes,  
    
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