Funny Ironic Sayings

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I say "no worries" a lot for someone with crippling anxiety
I say "no worries" a lot for someone with crippling anxiety

Memes,  Anxiety Meme,  
    
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Family: Why would you get tattoos? They're expensive and painful to get and they are permanent!

Also family: Have a baby :)
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They're expensive and painful to get and they are permanent!

Also family: Have a baby :)


Memes,  Jokes About Tattoos,  
    
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How dare you not invite me to something I would have made an excuse to not go and stay home anyway.
How dare you not invite me to something I would have made an excuse to not go and stay home anyway.

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Planning Jokes,  
    
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Are u even your types type

Shut your mouth
Are u even your types type

Shut your mouth


Memes,  Dating Jokes,  Funny Thoughts On Love,  
    
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"If u aint got no money take yo broke ass home.."

Me, a broke individual: I say if you aint got no money take yo broke ass home
"If u aint got no money take yo broke ass home.."

Me, a broke individual: I say if you aint got no money take yo broke ass home


Memes,  No Money Jokes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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Me: Im so done with him

Him: Im outside

Me:
Me: Im so done with him

Him: Im outside

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Thanks a lot Disney! You casted a gay character and now I can't bring my children to see my favorite beastiality movie!
Thanks a lot Disney! You casted a gay character and now I can't bring my children to see my favorite beastiality movie!

Memes,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money

Boss: Can you stay an extra 5 minutes

Me:
Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money

Boss: Can you stay an extra 5 minutes

Me:


Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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i just want to say i'm thankful for everything i have... now lets go buy some !"
i just want to say i'm thankful for everything i have... now lets go buy some !"

Memes,  Thanksgiving Humor,  Black Friday Funny Quotes,  
    
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All I'm saying is these clowns weren't around when Harambe was alive
KAPPITS (1)
maya: idk
All I'm saying is these clowns weren't around when Harambe was alive

Memes,  Jokes About Clowns,  
    
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"  i only cheated on u 7 times, now u wanna leave me and break my heart ? wow bet "
" i only cheated on u 7 times, now u wanna leave me and break my heart ? wow bet "

Memes,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  Karma Meme,  
    
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"Omg, Shaniqua is such a ghetto name"

"I know right haha? Hey what's up with Moonbean Ginseng Blueberry Yogurt?"
"Omg, Shaniqua is such a ghetto name"

"I know right haha? Hey what's up with Moonbean Ginseng Blueberry Yogurt?"


Memes,  White People Racist Jokes,  Funny Ghetto Names,  
    
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"You are the perfect man I'm looking for! You've got all it takes to be the perfect BF!"

"Wish I could find a guy like you. Love you, bro!"
"You are the perfect man I'm looking for! You've got all it takes to be the perfect BF!"

"Wish I could find a guy like you. Love you, bro!"


Memes,  Friend Zone Meme,  
    
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her : omg i would never eat processed foods have you seen what that  does to your body

her: proceeds to do rails of coke and drop molly till 7am
her : omg i would never eat processed foods have you seen what that does to your body

her: proceeds to do rails of coke and drop molly till 7am


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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I docked my yacht, drove my SUV to the airport, to fly on my private jet

To lecture people about emissions causing global warming!!
I docked my yacht, drove my SUV to the airport, to fly on my private jet

To lecture people about emissions causing global warming!!


Memes,  Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes,  
    
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