Funny Ironic Sayings

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How dare you not invite me to something I would have made an excuse to not go and stay home anyway.
How dare you not invite me to something I would have made an excuse to not go and stay home anyway.

Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Planning Jokes,  
    
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Are u even your types type

Shut your mouth
Are u even your types type

Shut your mouth


Memes,  Dating Jokes,  Funny Thoughts On Love,  
    
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"If u aint got no money take yo broke ass home.."

Me, a broke individual: I say if you aint got no money take yo broke ass home
"If u aint got no money take yo broke ass home.."

Me, a broke individual: I say if you aint got no money take yo broke ass home


Memes,  No Money Jokes,  Broke People Jokes,  
    
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Me: Im so done with him

Him: Im outside

Me:
Me: Im so done with him

Him: Im outside

Me:


Memes,  Hypocrite Jokes,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Thanks a lot Disney! You casted a gay character and now I can't bring my children to see my favorite beastiality movie!
Thanks a lot Disney! You casted a gay character and now I can't bring my children to see my favorite beastiality movie!

Memes,  Disney Movie Jokes,  
    
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Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money

Boss: Can you stay an extra 5 minutes

Me:
Me: I need more hours so I can make some more money

Boss: Can you stay an extra 5 minutes

Me:


Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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i just want to say i'm thankful for everything i have... now lets go buy some !"
i just want to say i'm thankful for everything i have... now lets go buy some !"

Memes,  Thanksgiving Humor,  Black Friday Funny Quotes,  
    
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All I'm saying is these clowns weren't around when Harambe was alive
KAPPITS (1)
maya: idk
All I'm saying is these clowns weren't around when Harambe was alive

Memes,  Jokes About Clowns,  
    
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"  i only cheated on u 7 times, now u wanna leave me and break my heart ? wow bet "
" i only cheated on u 7 times, now u wanna leave me and break my heart ? wow bet "

Memes,  Cheating Boyfriend Jokes,  Karma Meme,  
    
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"Omg, Shaniqua is such a ghetto name"

"I know right haha? Hey what's up with Moonbean Ginseng Blueberry Yogurt?"
"Omg, Shaniqua is such a ghetto name"

"I know right haha? Hey what's up with Moonbean Ginseng Blueberry Yogurt?"


Memes,  White People Racist Jokes,  Funny Ghetto Names,  
    
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"You are the perfect man I'm looking for! You've got all it takes to be the perfect BF!"

"Wish I could find a guy like you. Love you, bro!"
"You are the perfect man I'm looking for! You've got all it takes to be the perfect BF!"

"Wish I could find a guy like you. Love you, bro!"


Memes,  Friend Zone Meme,  
    
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her : omg i would never eat processed foods have you seen what that  does to your body

her: proceeds to do rails of coke and drop molly till 7am
her : omg i would never eat processed foods have you seen what that does to your body

her: proceeds to do rails of coke and drop molly till 7am


Memes,  Healthy Eating Jokes,  
    
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I docked my yacht, drove my SUV to the airport, to fly on my private jet

To lecture people about emissions causing global warming!!
I docked my yacht, drove my SUV to the airport, to fly on my private jet

To lecture people about emissions causing global warming!!


Memes,  Leonardo Dicaprio Jokes,  
    
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You say that I'm loud, arrogant and disrespectful to my opponents?

But you're voting for Trump?
You say that I'm loud, arrogant and disrespectful to my opponents?

But you're voting for Trump?


Memes,  Cam Newton Meme,  
    
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Greed is what's wrong with America

Now give me 90% of your income
Greed is what's wrong with America

Now give me 90% of your income


Bernie Sanders Meme,  Jokes About America,  
    
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