Funny Jealousy Quotes

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Dating a jealous girl:

Her: Hey babe where are you?

Him: I'm at church

Her: Put Jesus on the phone
Dating a jealous girl:

Her: Hey babe where are you?

Him: I'm at church

Her: Put Jesus on the phone


Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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My husband didn't have Snapchat so I convinced him to download it "because it will be fun! And the first request he received was from his ex-girlfriend, so I deleted my husband's Snapchat bc what grown man needs a stupid Snapchat anyway
My husband didn't have Snapchat so I convinced him to download it "because it will be fun! And the first request he received was from his ex-girlfriend, so I deleted my husband's Snapchat bc what grown man needs a stupid Snapchat anyway

Memes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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him: "i tught i told you already?"

my brain:
don't say it 
don't say it
don't say it 
don't say it 
don't say it
don't say it 
don't say it 
don't say it 
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it 

me: "nope must've been your other !"
him: "i tught i told you already?"

my brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

me: "nope must've been your other !"


Memes,  Funny Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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I'm tired of seeing ya'll enjoying summer. Get a job and be miserable like the rest of us
I'm tired of seeing ya'll enjoying summer. Get a job and be miserable like the rest of us

Memes,  Summer Jokes,  
    
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me: i didn't find any hair on your shirt.

him: so?

me: w's the bald ?
me: i didn't find any hair on your shirt.

him: so?

me: w's the bald ?


Memes,  Funny Drama Quotes,  Crazy Girlfriend Jokes,  
    
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r u sending music to other es yes or no
r u sending music to other es yes or no

Memes,  Music Jokes,  
    
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when the drive thru cashier being a lil too friendly with bae and you like "alright now  he don't need extra sauce he got me""
when the drive thru cashier being a lil too friendly with bae and you like "alright now he don't need extra sauce he got me""

Memes,  Drive Thru Jokes,  Cashier Jokes,  
    
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When you make a joke and the cashier in the drive thru laughs too hard.

Her: So you a comedian now huh?
When you make a joke and the cashier in the drive thru laughs too hard.

Her: So you a comedian now huh?


Memes,  Cashier Jokes,  
    
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"He's amazing"
"He makes me so happy"
"I think he's the one"

Can't relate
"He's amazing"
"He makes me so happy"
"I think he's the one"

Can't relate


Memes,  Single Memes,  Funny Witty Quotes,  
    
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let one more e come up to you calling you "bestfriend"
let one more e come up to you calling you "bestfriend"

Memes,  Jokes About Drake,  Crazy Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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when a new couple posts pictures of themselves happy and together 

me:

i ed them both
when a new couple posts pictures of themselves happy and together

me:

i ed them both


Memes,  New Relationship Jokes,  Jokes About Couples,  
    
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"i wanted to suck your soul out tonight but it's cool, you're out with your boys. have fun."
"i wanted to suck your soul out tonight but it's cool, you're out with your boys. have fun."

Memes,  Females Be Like,  
    
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i need this so if someone flirts with my babe then i will use tse to stab the es
i need this so if someone flirts with my babe then i will use tse to stab the es

Memes,  Crazy Girlfriend Quotes,  
    
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"so u not gonna speak to your lil friend? you sure be laughing w/ her  on twitter. gone & tell a joke now "
"so u not gonna speak to your lil friend? you sure be laughing w/ her on twitter. gone & tell a joke now "

Memes,  Females Be Like,  
    
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Wife: That nurses hands were all over you

Me: I was having a heart attack

Wife: I honestly knew you would say
Wife: That nurses hands were all over you

Me: I was having a heart attack

Wife: I honestly knew you would say


Memes,  Wife And Husband Jokes,  Nurse Jokes,  
    
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