Funny Job Quotes

 – 108 total
Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way
Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
0%

I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around freaking out on adderall
I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around freaking out on adderall

Memes,  Job Office Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
0%

"I'm off the clock idk what to tell you"
"I'm off the clock idk what to tell you"

Memes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
0%

my customer service voice is so fake i literally have no idea w that  is
my customer service voice is so fake i literally have no idea w that is

Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  Customer Service Jokes,  
    
0%

Customers wanna be right soooo bad. Like damn go clock in since u know so much
Customers wanna be right soooo bad. Like damn go clock in since u know so much

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
0%

Me at work: I bust my ass at this job. I'm the backbone of this company. I need a raise.

Also me at work:
Me at work: I bust my ass at this job. I'm the backbone of this company. I need a raise.

Also me at work:


Memes,  Funny Work Images,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
0%

Customer: They let me do it last time I was here

Me: They let meeh doo et last tyme I wuz here
Customer: They let me do it last time I was here

Me: They let meeh doo et last tyme I wuz here


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
0%

Coworker: "I didn't get the day off that I requested & I really need someone to take this shift"

Me: "Mmmm, damn."
Coworker: "I didn't get the day off that I requested & I really need someone to take this shift"

Me: "Mmmm, damn."


Memes,  Star Trek Meme,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
0%

Them: Dress for the job you want

Me:
Them: Dress for the job you want

Me:


Memes,  Funny Work Images,  
    
0%

When they ask you to shoe the new employee around.

-This is where I come to cry.
-Cool.
When they ask you to shoe the new employee around.

-This is where I come to cry.
-Cool.


Memes,  Work Meme,  Simpsons Jokes,  
    
0%

THey should make a Poke-gym outside of the unemployment office so one of you can catch a jobisaur or a careerichu
THey should make a Poke-gym outside of the unemployment office so one of you can catch a jobisaur or a careerichu

Memes,  Kermit The Snitch (theme),  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
0%

**coming me from work like**

i deserve a reward for not killing es
**coming me from work like**

i deserve a reward for not killing es


Memes,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
0%

ain't been at work 30mins and i'm already like

what in the bibbity bobbity 

is this ?
ain't been at work 30mins and i'm already like

what in the bibbity bobbity

is this ?


Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  
    
0%

"Dress for the job you want"

Me:
"Dress for the job you want"

Me:


Memes,  Modeling Jokes,  
    
0%

when i get into work some days it seems my coworkers are playing hee haw like the  gang.
when i get into work some days it seems my coworkers are playing hee haw like the gang.

Ecards,  Hate Work Jokes,  Funny Job Jokes,  
    
0%




page
1
Hashtag your funny pics with #kappit to be featured!