Funny Job Quotes

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*Get asked "how ya doing" at work*

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me:
"Living the dream"
*Get asked "how ya doing" at work*

My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Me:
"Living the dream"


Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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i hate when customers go "well they did it for me the last time"

well this time it ain't happening
i hate when customers go "well they did it for me the last time"

well this time it ain't happening


Memes,  Customer Service Meme,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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Customer: Hello

Me: We close in 2 hours 7 minutes and 15 seconds by the way
Customer: Hello

Me: We close in 2 hours 7 minutes and 15 seconds by the way


Memes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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[Introducing coworkers as they walk into work like they're a starting lineup]

She's 5'2 only owns 3 outfits and still owes me six dollaaaars
[Introducing coworkers as they walk into work like they're a starting lineup]

She's 5'2 only owns 3 outfits and still owes me six dollaaaars


Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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The customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer
The customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer

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"Are you closed??????"

No Ma'am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun
"Are you closed??????"

No Ma'am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun


Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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Me: Sorry I can't come into work today the stress is bad for the baby

My boss: What baby?

Me: me
Me: Sorry I can't come into work today the stress is bad for the baby

My boss: What baby?

Me: me


Memes,  Funny Stress Quotes,  Funny Drama Quotes,  
    
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Y'all still need me or can I clock out
Y'all still need me or can I clock out

Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  
    
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Manager:

Me: There's a customer asking for u
Manager:

Me: There's a customer asking for u


Memes,  Manager Jokes,  Work Memes,  
    
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My manager: "Hey, can you-"

Me:"Can I what?"
My manager: "Hey, can you-"

Me:"Can I what?"


Memes,  Manager Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way
Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around freaking out on adderall
I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around freaking out on adderall

Memes,  Job Office Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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"I'm off the clock idk what to tell you"
"I'm off the clock idk what to tell you"

Memes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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my customer service voice is so fake i literally have no idea w that  is
my customer service voice is so fake i literally have no idea w that is

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Customers wanna be right soooo bad. Like damn go clock in since u know so much
Customers wanna be right soooo bad. Like damn go clock in since u know so much

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