Funny Job Quotes

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[Introducing coworkers as they walk into work like they're a starting lineup]

She's 5'2 only owns 3 outfits and still owes me six dollaaaars
[Introducing coworkers as they walk into work like they're a starting lineup]

She's 5'2 only owns 3 outfits and still owes me six dollaaaars


Memes,  Coworker Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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The customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer
The customer is always WRONG ive never known a more incorrect group of people than the customer

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  
    
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"Are you closed??????"

No Ma'am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun
"Are you closed??????"

No Ma'am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun


Memes,  Funny Sarcastic Sayings,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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Me: Sorry I can't come into work today the stress is bad for the baby

My boss: What baby?

Me: me
Me: Sorry I can't come into work today the stress is bad for the baby

My boss: What baby?

Me: me


Memes,  Funny Stress Quotes,  Funny Drama Quotes,  
    
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Y'all still need me or can I clock out
Y'all still need me or can I clock out

Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  
    
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Manager:

Me: There's a customer asking for u
Manager:

Me: There's a customer asking for u


Memes,  Manager Jokes,  Work Memes,  
    
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My manager: "Hey, can you-"

Me:"Can I what?"
My manager: "Hey, can you-"

Me:"Can I what?"


Memes,  Manager Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way
Customer: Hi <3

Me: We close in 2 hours 3 minutes and 13 seconds by the way


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around freaking out on adderall
I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around freaking out on adderall

Memes,  Job Office Jokes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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"I'm off the clock idk what to tell you"
"I'm off the clock idk what to tell you"

Memes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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my customer service voice is so fake i literally have no idea w that  is
my customer service voice is so fake i literally have no idea w that is

Memes,  Working Life Jokes,  Customer Service Jokes,  
    
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Customers wanna be right soooo bad. Like damn go clock in since u know so much
Customers wanna be right soooo bad. Like damn go clock in since u know so much

Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Sayings,  
    
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Me at work: I bust my ass at this job. I'm the backbone of this company. I need a raise.

Also me at work:
Me at work: I bust my ass at this job. I'm the backbone of this company. I need a raise.

Also me at work:


Memes,  Funny Work Images,  Hypocrite Jokes,  
    
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Customer: They let me do it last time I was here

Me: They let meeh doo et last tyme I wuz here
Customer: They let me do it last time I was here

Me: They let meeh doo et last tyme I wuz here


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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Coworker: "I didn't get the day off that I requested & I really need someone to take this shift"

Me: "Mmmm, damn."
Coworker: "I didn't get the day off that I requested & I really need someone to take this shift"

Me: "Mmmm, damn."


Memes,  Star Trek Meme,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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