Funny Job Quotes

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Customer: They let me do it last time I was here

Me: They let meeh doo et last tyme I wuz here
Customer: They let me do it last time I was here

Me: They let meeh doo et last tyme I wuz here


Memes,  Customer Jokes,  Funny Work Quotes,  
    
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Coworker: "I didn't get the day off that I requested & I really need someone to take this shift"

Me: "Mmmm, damn."
Coworker: "I didn't get the day off that I requested & I really need someone to take this shift"

Me: "Mmmm, damn."


Memes,  Star Trek Meme,  Coworker Jokes,  
    
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Them: Dress for the job you want

Me:
Them: Dress for the job you want

Me:


Memes,  Funny Work Images,  
    
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When they ask you to shoe the new employee around.

-This is where I come to cry.
-Cool.
When they ask you to shoe the new employee around.

-This is where I come to cry.
-Cool.


Memes,  Work Meme,  Simpsons Jokes,  
    
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THey should make a Poke-gym outside of the unemployment office so one of you can catch a jobisaur or a careerichu
THey should make a Poke-gym outside of the unemployment office so one of you can catch a jobisaur or a careerichu

Memes,  Kermit The Snitch (theme),  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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**coming me from work like**

i deserve a reward for not killing es
**coming me from work like**

i deserve a reward for not killing es


Memes,  Funny Tv Show Quotes,  Working Life Jokes,  
    
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ain't been at work 30mins and i'm already like

what in the bibbity bobbity 

is this ?
ain't been at work 30mins and i'm already like

what in the bibbity bobbity

is this ?


Memes,  Funny Work Related Quotes,  
    
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"Dress for the job you want"

Me:
"Dress for the job you want"

Me:


Memes,  Modeling Jokes,  
    
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when i get into work some days it seems my coworkers are playing hee haw like the  gang.
when i get into work some days it seems my coworkers are playing hee haw like the gang.

Ecards,  Hate Work Jokes,  Funny Job Jokes,  
    
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When people ask how I handle this job...

I'm dead inside.
When people ask how I handle this job...

I'm dead inside.


Memes,  The Office Memes,  Job Office Jokes,  
    
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Job creation

3 finance ministers in a week
Job creation

3 finance ministers in a week


Jacob Zuma Jokes,  Bad Joke,  
    
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If you don't get the job

Blame affirmative action
If you don't get the job

Blame affirmative action


Affirmative Action Jokes,  
    
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i love theorizing w incompetent of a job our affirmative action hires would have to do to actually get fired.
i love theorizing w incompetent of a job our affirmative action hires would have to do to actually get fired.

Affirmative Action Jokes,  Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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i love theorizing w incompetent of a job our affirmative action hires would have to do to actually get fired.
i love theorizing w incompetent of a job our affirmative action hires would have to do to actually get fired.

Affirmative Action Jokes,  Good Mean Jokes,  
    
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"so why do you want to work for us?"

me: so i can pop bottles on the weekend and buy , the  you mean why!?
"so why do you want to work for us?"

me: so i can pop bottles on the weekend and buy , the you mean why!?


Memes,  Interview Jokes,  Funny Interview Jokes,  
    
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