Funny Joke Riddle

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What does the sun drink out of?

Sunglasses.


Sun Jokes,  Best Kid Jokes,  Daily Jokes,  
    
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What is the difference between one yard and two yards?

Usually a fence.


Great Riddles And Jokes,  Great Riddles And Jokes  
    
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Why is the Jolly Green Giant a good gardner?

He has two green thumbs.


Giant Jokes,  Garden Puns,  Garden Jokes,  
    
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Why can't a violist play with a knife in his back?

Because he can't lean back in his chair.


Viola Jokes,  Chair Jokes,  Knife Jokes,  
    
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w does moses make his tea? 

hebrews it
w does moses make his tea?

hebrews it


Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Tea Jokes,  Hebrew Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why is the sky blue?

A: Because if it were green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing.


Sky Jokes,  Dad Humor,  Old Corny Jokes,  
    
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What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!


Penguin Jokes,  Fish Pun,  Dinner Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the witches mail rattle?

A: It was a chain letter.


Witch Jokes,  Letter Jokes,  Mail Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?

A: Have him watch a couple New York Jets games.


Teaching Puns,  Dog Puns,  Sports Jokes,  
    
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Why are black guys eyes red after sex?

From the pepper spray.


Eye Jokes,  Black Guy Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

A: Boo-berry pie and I-scream!


Pie Jokes,  Dessert Jokes,  Ghost Jokes,  
    
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Q: Why did the clock go back in time?

A: So he could go back for seconds.


Clock Jokes,  Time Jokes,  Riddle Jokes,  
    
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Q: What kind of vehicle do bees drive?

A: Hummers!


Bee Jokes,  Driving Puns,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a cowboy hat and a tampon?

A: Cowboy hats are for assholes


Cowboy Humor,  Hat Jokes,  Tampon Jokes,  
    
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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?

Nothing, he didnt recognize them!


Zoo Jokes,  Elephant Puns,  Animal Puns,  
    
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