Funny Joke Text Messages

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it's me i was wondering if after all these years i could suck on your ties?
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it's me i was wondering if after all these years i could suck on your ties?


Funny Jokes,  Adele Jokes,  
    
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Memes,  Mad Jokes,  Bae Jokes,  
    
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dating me is like

are you ready for my mood swings and break downs this week

always baby
dating me is like

are you ready for my mood swings and break downs this week

always baby


Dating Jokes,  Dating Humor,  Funny Relationship Jokes,  
    
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My life in one text:

Are you done being sassy

No
My life in one text:

Are you done being sassy

No


Memes,  Text Message Jokes,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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Don't forget to unleaded the dishwasher

Did you finish your homework?

We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Dad and I talked,  we are going to buy you a car next month. 

U are??? Omg thank u

No.  We're not.  I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts. 

That was cruel
Don't forget to unleaded the dishwasher

Did you finish your homework?

We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Dad and I talked, we are going to buy you a car next month.

U are??? Omg thank u

No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.

That was cruel


Funny Pictures And Text Messages,  Jokes For Text Messages,  Joke Text Messages,  
    
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I mustache you a question

But I'll shave it for later

A little beard told me

So I'll whisker it in your ear

That was autocorrect, but way to go ;)
I mustache you a question

But I'll shave it for later

A little beard told me

So I'll whisker it in your ear

That was autocorrect, but way to go ;)


Funny Autocorrect Texts,  Beard Puns,  Hair Puns,  
    
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Mom my gf is pregnant

Really?!?!  How could it be?!

It just happened

Do you know who the father is?

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Mom my gf is pregnant

Really?!?! How could it be?!

It just happened

Do you know who the father is?

-_-


Funny Text Messages Fails,  Jokes For Text Messages,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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dude why is there a crack on my pne

last night while you were drinking you threw your pne

now why would i do that

you put in airplane mode and threw it

you kept yelling transform  you
dude why is there a crack on my pne

last night while you were drinking you threw your pne

now why would i do that

you put in airplane mode and threw it

you kept yelling transform you


Text Message Funny Jokes,  Funny Drunk Jokes,  
    
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I love u

We have something in comen

Awwwww u love me 2

No I love me

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I love u

We have something in comen

Awwwww u love me 2

No I love me

-_-


Funny Pictures And Text Messages,  Funny Text Message Jokes To Send,  
    
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what'd one ocean say to the over?

nothing they just waved

sea what i did there?

don't be a beach,  reply!!!!

okay okay i s stop now

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..... that's all i get back to my hilarious stream of jokes? f u.  f u all.
what'd one ocean say to the over?

nothing they just waved

sea what i did there?

don't be a beach, reply!!!!

okay okay i s stop now

o

..... that's all i get back to my hilarious stream of jokes? f u. f u all.


Joke Text Messages,  Latest Text Messages,  Text Message Funny Jokes,  
    
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wow,  they didn't even open up my . they just squished it a little. 

wow.  bag.  best typo ever.
wow, they didn't even open up my . they just squished it a little.

wow. bag. best typo ever.


Joke Text Messages,  Funny Text Messages Fails,  
    
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my kind of relationship

tomorrow i'm ing you for a few urs so get some rest.

ok
my kind of relationship

tomorrow i'm ing you for a few urs so get some rest.

ok


Funny Relationship,  Sex Memes,  
    
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buy me one

no.

black people cant be sold anymore.
buy me one

no.

black people cant be sold anymore.


Funny Pictures,  Toy Jokes,  Slave Jokes,  
    
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i need friends like this:

wake up , we are going on a adventure.
i need friends like this:

wake up , we are going on a adventure.


Memes,  Texting Humor,  Friend Jokes,  
    
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i wanna lick your 

w is this?

 u

no seriously... i lost some numbers and i want to get my  licked
i wanna lick your

w is this?

u

no seriously... i lost some numbers and i want to get my licked


Memes,  Jokes For Text Messages,  
    
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