Funny Jokes And Sayings

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Therapist: How often do you exaggerate?

Me: Like, a bazillion times a day
Therapist: How often do you exaggerate?

Me: Like, a bazillion times a day


Memes,  Funny Daily Quotes,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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His head is brighter than my future
His head is brighter than my future

Memes,  Funny Bald Head Jokes,  Head Jokes,  
    
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Friend: My underwear has a compartment for condoms

Me: I keep instant noodle flavorings in mine
Friend: My underwear has a compartment for condoms

Me: I keep instant noodle flavorings in mine


Memes,  Condom Meme,  Underwear Jokes,  
    
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I might look like I'm listening to you

But in my head I'm doing a Biathlon
I might look like I'm listening to you

But in my head I'm doing a Biathlon


Biathlon Jokes,  Joke Quotes,  
    
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all i care about is biathlon
and like 2 people
and
all i care about is biathlon
and like 2 people
and


Biathlon Jokes,  Beer Jokes And Quotes,  Funny Shirt Slogans,  
    
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Everybody looks better tan
Everybody looks better tan

Funny Tanning Slogans,  Funny Slogans,  Joke Quotes,  
    
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"Fun-size" candy bars are smaller than some of the pills in my medicine cabinet.
"Fun-size" candy bars are smaller than some of the pills in my medicine cabinet.

Candy Bar Jokes,  Medicine Joke,  Funny Adult Facts,  
    
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this squirrel one of the realest  i know. all he wants to do is smoke blunts and bust nuts.
this squirrel one of the realest i know. all he wants to do is smoke blunts and bust nuts.

Memes,  Funny Squirrel Images,  Animal Humor,  
    
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My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street.
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street.

Funny Quotes,  Squirrel Jokes,  Bad Animal Jokes,  
    
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Am I into metal?

I liked aluminum a lot better when it was still called aluminum.
Am I into metal?

I liked aluminum a lot better when it was still called aluminum.


Memes,  Aluminum Jokes,  Hipster Kitty (theme),  
    
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When your girl jokes on you

When you joke on your girl
When your girl jokes on you

When you joke on your girl


Memes,  Jokes About Couples,  Funny Relationship Facts,  
    
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What do you mean you can't afford studio time 

All you rap about is money
What do you mean you can't afford studio time

All you rap about is money


Funny Pictures,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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When life gives you lemon's

Throw them at someone
When life gives you lemon's

Throw them at someone


Funny Jokes,  Lemon Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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if good things are in store for me where the  is the store?
if good things are in store for me where the is the store?

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes Sayings,  
    
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that's some cheap
that's some cheap

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  
    
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