Funny Jokes For Blondes

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a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners. 

on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again." 

the blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ".
a blonde drops off her black dress at the cleaners.

on the way out the door, the lady at the counter says "come again."

the blonde says "no its toothpaste this time you nosey ".


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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn". She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

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Spot the smart blonde ...
Spot the smart blonde ...

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Blondes have more fun

But brunettes remember it the next day
Blondes have more fun

But brunettes remember it the next day


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I just wanted my tips frosted 

Not my hair dyed blode
I just wanted my tips frosted

Not my hair dyed blode


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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!


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How do you kill a blonde? Tell them to get split ends!

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A blonde had two stacks of papers that she got from Prague. She put each of them on opposite sides of a scale. Her goal was to figure out when they would be the same weight. What was she doing?

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Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daddy! can I go to Miami!"

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The blonde wanted to buy personlized license plates but she couldn't afford them.....so she changed her name to JKM345

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A blonde walked into a bar...

OUCHH!!!


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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde. Dolly Parton

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How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.


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Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.


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Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?
A: He's the one on his bike.


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