Funny Jokes For Christmas

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Me: what do you want for Christmas?

Friends: no I'm not gonna tell you cause I want a surprise

Me:

The surprise is that you're getting anything at all!
Me: what do you want for Christmas?

Friends: no I'm not gonna tell you cause I want a surprise

Me:

The surprise is that you're getting anything at all!


Memes,  Funny Clean Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter not open this present before Christmas!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter not open this present before Christmas!


Butter Jokes,  Butter Puns,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

That's.

That's who?

That's a lot of gifts!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

That's.

That's who?

That's a lot of gifts!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Gift Jokes,  Jokes About Christmas,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma real anxious, for Christmas day!
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma real anxious, for Christmas day!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Silly Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke at all the snow
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke at all the snow


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Silly Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Hanna.

Hanna who?

.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!


Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  Christmas Carol Jokes,  Funny Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Knock Knock

- Who's there ?

Oakham

- Oakham who ?
 
Oakham all ye faithfull... !
Knock Knock

- Who's there ?

Oakham

- Oakham who ?

Oakham all ye faithfull... !


Christmas Carol Jokes,  Christmas Knock Knock Jokes,  
    
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Best Christmas Joke,  New Christmas Jokes,  
    
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Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer

Laugh and call me names, will ya?! I'll kick yer freakin' butt!!
Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer

Laugh and call me names, will ya?! I'll kick yer freakin' butt!!


Redneck Christmas Jokes,  Top 10 Christmas Jokes,  Holiday And Special Days Jokes,  
    
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I'm in love

With the cocoa
I'm in love

With the cocoa


Memes,  Funny Rap Lyrics,  Santa Humor,  
    
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putting your selfie at the top of your christmas tree cos you're the ing star
putting your selfie at the top of your christmas tree cos you're the ing star

Memes,  Selfie Memes,  Kanye West Jokes,  
    
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Jesus be like

Stepping out tonight #BirthdayFlow
Jesus be like

Stepping out tonight #BirthdayFlow


Memes,  Christmas Eve Jokes,  Funny Pictures Of Jesus,  
    
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Got her a crocodile for Christmas

Chicks love snapping for no reason!
Got her a crocodile for Christmas

Chicks love snapping for no reason!


Memes,  Christmas Present Jokes,  
    
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Come here baby Im sorry I made u feel like wifey

I'll text you after Christmas
Come here baby Im sorry I made u feel like wifey

I'll text you after Christmas


Memes,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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Brace yourself

Random 'Merry Christmas' text are coming
Brace yourself

Random 'Merry Christmas' text are coming


Memes,  Brace Yourselves Meme (theme),  Merry Christmas Jokes,  
    
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