Funny Jokes For Girlfriend

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I hate ranting to my boyfriend because he'll use sound logic and reasoning and I'm really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as I am
I hate ranting to my boyfriend because he'll use sound logic and reasoning and I'm really just looking for someone to be just as overdramatic about the situation as I am

Memes,  Drama Jokes,  Gossip Jokes,  
    
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*bf raises his voice for 1.2 seconds*

My brain: 
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it

Me: Stares out the window not talking for the entire 50 min drive
*bf raises his voice for 1.2 seconds*

My brain:
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it
don't do it

Me: Stares out the window not talking for the entire 50 min drive


Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  Traveling Jokes,  
    
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My ex boyfriend called me a house cat. He said, "you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wtf you do, you come back around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again"

The accuracy though
My ex boyfriend called me a house cat. He said, "you nap a lot, you disappear for a few hours & nobody knows wtf you do, you come back around and ask for attention then you push people away and nap again"

The accuracy though


Memes,  Funny Cat Joke,  
    
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It's officially shove my freezing feet in between my boyfriends thighs until he hates me season again
It's officially shove my freezing feet in between my boyfriends thighs until he hates me season again

Memes,  Freeze Jokes,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Him: I'm outside

Me: Look at his dumb ass at the wrong house
Him: I'm outside

Me: Look at his dumb ass at the wrong house


Memes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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When he replies "wym" after you send a detailed description of what tf you mean
When he replies "wym" after you send a detailed description of what tf you mean

Memes,  Blue Ivy Jokes,  Jokes About Texting,  
    
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How some girls greet their man v me
How some girls greet their man v me

Memes,  Girlfriend Memes,  
    
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When my man turns over in bed and it's my turn to initiate the big spoon mode
When my man turns over in bed and it's my turn to initiate the big spoon mode

Memes,  Cuddling Jokes,  
    
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Me talking about my man even though no one asked
Me talking about my man even though no one asked

Memes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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Do you look at your man like this?

No cause I'm to busy looking at him like this
Do you look at your man like this?

No cause I'm to busy looking at him like this


Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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ever look at your mans exs and be like ... suld i even be trusting you around ugly es lol
ever look at your mans exs and be like ... suld i even be trusting you around ugly es lol

Memes,  Ex Insults,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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When your boyfriend is smiling at his phone but his happiness is sitting right in front of him.
When your boyfriend is smiling at his phone but his happiness is sitting right in front of him.

Memes,  Jealousy Jokes,  
    
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Taking pics with your bf is an extreme sport because you have about 15 seconds to get a cute one before they are over it
Taking pics with your bf is an extreme sport because you have about 15 seconds to get a cute one before they are over it

Memes,  Boyfriend Jokes,  
    
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Me being obnoxiously supportive of anything my man has got going on:
Me being obnoxiously supportive of anything my man has got going on:

Memes,  Dwayne Wade Jokes,  
    
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Using his lingo on him during an argument
Using his lingo on him during an argument

Memes,  Argument Jokes,  60s Spiderman Meme (theme),  
    
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