Funny Jokes Quotes

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Tall people are only good for two things: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.
Tall people are only good for two things: Laughing at them, and getting things from the top shelf.

Tall People Insults,  Tall Insults,  
    
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if your baby daddy got you pushing a stroller in this weather put him on child support!
if your baby daddy got you pushing a stroller in this weather put him on child support!

Funny Jokes,  Funny Baby Daddy Jokes,  Cold Weather Jokes One Liners,  
    
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2 seconds in IKEA and you start planning in your future
2 seconds in IKEA and you start planning in your future

Furniture Jokes,  Future Jokes,  Great Funny Quotes,  
    
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I thought about you today, and it pissed me off.
I thought about you today, and it pissed me off.

Really Funny One Liner Jokes,  Funny Short Jokes,  
    
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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Back To The Future Memes,  Old Peoples Jokes,  
    
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i love taking naps because it's exhausting being a .
i love taking naps because it's exhausting being a .

Funny Jokes,  Nap Jokes,  
    
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You know you're from Memphis when:

You knew not to go into Overton Park after dark
You know you're from Memphis when:

You knew not to go into Overton Park after dark


Funny Jokes,  Memphis Jokes,  Late Night Jokes,  
    
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some es swear they fly, but roaches do 2
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Funny Jokes,  Roach Jokes,  
    
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everyone needs to believe in something. i believe in having another blunt.
everyone needs to believe in something. i believe in having another blunt.

Funny Jokes,  
    
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a wise woman once said " this " & she lived happily ever after
a wise woman once said " this " & she lived happily ever after

Funny Jokes,  Funny Woman Quotes,  Funny Women Quotes,  
    
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Sometimes I'm so dramatic that I can't even handle myself
Sometimes I'm so dramatic that I can't even handle myself

Funny Jokes,  Funny Drama Quotes,  
    
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i want someone to look at me the way i look at henny
i want someone to look at me the way i look at henny

Funny Jokes,  Funny Alcohol Quotes,  Funny Alcohol Sayings,  
    
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Once in a while someone amazing comes along..

And here I am
Once in a while someone amazing comes along..

And here I am


Funny Jokes,  Most Funny Quotes,  
    
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FYI

I'm out of the medicine that makes me like you.
FYI

I'm out of the medicine that makes me like you.


Funny Jokes,  Medicine Joke,  Funny Insult Quotes,  
    
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If your Snapchat story is over 100 seconds
If your Snapchat story is over 100 seconds

Funny Quotes,  Funny Snapchat Jokes,  Social Media Jokes,  
    
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