Funny Jokes To Tell

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Barber: What do you want? Him:Gimme thay chocolate flan fade fam
Barber: What do you want?

Him:Gimme thay chocolate flan fade fam

Memes,  Jokes About People,  Good Humor,  
    
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My mates a scientist. He recently got a job at a prestigious research facility. Company car, forty days paid holiday a year, the lot.

Some would say he had it all. Then again, at least Ive seen a real live naked lady.

Hater Jokes,  Funny Job Jokes,  
    
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Today I told my boss if he didnt give me a pay rise I was going to strike.

He started, Im sorry but in the current economic crisis we simply cannot

Then I struck him.

Boss Jokes,  Sarcastic Humor,  Funny Stuff To Say  
    
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No, no, no I'm not insulting you. I'm just describing you.
No, no, no

I'm not insulting you. I'm just describing you.

Sarcastic Jokes,  Humorous Jokes  
    
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Sometimes I look at people and wonder how they've made it this far.
Sometimes I look at people and wonder how they've made it this far.

Funny Weird People,  A Good Joke  
    
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Mom, can I take you to my therapist? 'Cause he thinks I'm making you up.
Mom, can I take you to my therapist? 'Cause he thinks I'm making you up.

Therapist Jokes,  Humor For Kids,  Counseling Jokes  
    
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I was on the pull last night down the pub.

Turned out to be a total failure.

Probably why the landlord sacked me.

Good Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  Good Jokes To Tell  
    
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Just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with, "I saw this thing on Pinterest..."
Just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with, "I saw this thing on Pinterest..."

Online Ecards,  Ecard Humor  
    
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I just got a job as the handyman at the local sperm bank.

Sperm Jokes,  Work Humor Jokes,  Masturbation Jokes  
    
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Im out driving my Limousine tonight, and I have no idea what time Ill be finished.

My clients tonight are a rowdy, drunken hen party.

Looks like Im out until the cows come home.

Driving Jokes,  Funny Phrases,  
    
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My boss called me in today and asked if Id agree to work shorter hours in the current economic climate.

Thanks very much I replied, How about 40 minutes instead of 60?

Boss Jokes,  Work Humor  
    
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I cant stand station announcers.

Theyre attention seekers.

A Good Joke,  Work Humor Jokes  
    
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I saw a sign today which said Free Cash Withdrawls

I thought, those are what you go through when coming off the dole, right?

Money Jokes,  Funny Stuff To Say  
    
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I was talking to this guy in a pub and he told me he worked as a debt collector.

That probably doesnt make you very popular, I said.

Quite the opposite, he said. Most people I visit ask me to come back another time.

Debt Jokes,  Bill Collector Jokes,  
    
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I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent...
I wonder if British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent...

Funny Ecard,  Best British Jokes,  Accent Jokes  
    
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