Funny Jokes To Text

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Here is where we have added funny jokes to text. Jokes about some common texting situations like when you take the time to text an entire paragraph to someone and they respond 40 minutes later only saying 'K'. Or when you respond back immediately to a text but two hours later you are still waiting for a response. Not funny when it happens but hilarious when it's not happening to you.

You will also find screenshots of jokes sent via text here in this section. Jokes like the text conversation where the guy tells the girl he can come over tonight to give her some wood but when she tells him she thinks that she is pregnant he claims to have moved to Jamaica with his parents. Another example of funny when it isn't happening to you.
I stopped texting people first now I don't hear from anyone!
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K: Kskskskk
Kskskskk

I stopped texting people first now I don't hear from anyone!

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When you just wanna text and the person decides to call you ....

Bruh
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Brit: My face when I text & the person calls back instead of responding VIA TEXT
When you just wanna text and the person decides to call you ....

Bruh


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if i text u everyday, feel special mf,

it's a lot of people still waiting for a reply
if i text u everyday, feel special mf,

it's a lot of people still waiting for a reply


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When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?
When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying 'K'. Are you asking to be punched?

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When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, nope, still nothing.
When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, nope, still nothing.

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Typing 'LOL' when you have nothing else to say.
Typing 'LOL' when you have nothing else to say.

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Oh you took 30 minutes to text me back? Cool, I'll take 31.
Oh you took 30 minutes to text me back? Cool, I'll take 31.

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When you text me, I respond within 10 seconds.  Then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a reply.
When you text me, I respond within 10 seconds. Then apparently you die of excitement because 2 hours later I'm still waiting for a reply.

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u still coming

this is his wife 

lol ok well ask him if he coming over

?????? did you ask
u still coming

this is his wife

lol ok well ask him if he coming over

?????? did you ask


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I ain't got it right now
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I ain't got it right now


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What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

What

Nothing they just waved

Oh

Do you see what I did there?

I'm shore you did..

Do you have friends?
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

What

Nothing they just waved

Oh

Do you see what I did there?

I'm shore you did..

Do you have friends?


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hey 

wat up, i'm guessing you missing that good wood lol i can come over 2night

um... idk w to say this but i think the condom broke .. im 2 weeks late for my period... )=

i just moved to jamaica with my parents, best of luck to you, lla
hey

wat up, i'm guessing you missing that good wood lol i can come over 2night

um... idk w to say this but i think the condom broke .. im 2 weeks late for my period... )=

i just moved to jamaica with my parents, best of luck to you, lla


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This is your cell phone. I sent you a text so you could pick up me from your pocket. Your ass smells like shit. Thanks for the air.

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