Funny Kids Sayings

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Toddler: Its time for bed, Im tired. 

Toddler to toddler: No, you're hungry, thirsty, and sad. Throw a tantrum.
Toddler: Its time for bed, Im tired.

Toddler to toddler: No, you're hungry, thirsty, and sad. Throw a tantrum.


Memes,  Bad Toddlers,  
    
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My one wish is...

Fur it to rain tacos
My one wish is...

Fur it to rain tacos


Funny Jokes,  Funny Mexican Quotes,  Mexican Joke Pics,  
    
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my favorite african american hero is george washin caver because he made penus and i love penus and i love to eat penus.
my favorite african american hero is george washin caver because he made penus and i love penus and i love to eat penus.

Funny Pictures,  
    
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i eat

what i kill
i eat

what i kill


Meme,  Funny Kids Images,  
    
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Green frog

Blue lake

Red Solo cup
Green frog

Blue lake

Red Solo cup


Funny Answers To Questions,  Funny Kids Quotes,  
    
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At school I...

ate stale Cheetos with lunch thanks mom. Played math games
At school I...

ate stale Cheetos with lunch thanks mom. Played math games


Funny Kids Notes,  Funny Notes From Kids,  
    
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Seriously dude!

Where'd ya learn to drive?!? Play Skool?
Seriously dude!

Where'd ya learn to drive?!? Play Skool?


Cute Kids Jokes,  Funny Kids Quotes,  Funny Children Images  
    
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Tell him to stop

"Its a free country"
Tell him to stop

"Its a free country"


Funny Kids Quotes,  Annoying Childhood Friend (theme)  
    
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Loses once: "Best two of three"

Loses twice: "Best three out of five"
Loses once: "Best two of three"

Loses twice: "Best three out of five"


Annoying Childhood Friend (theme),  Kid Humor  
    
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You're a cheater

I know you are but what am I
You're a cheater

I know you are but what am I


Funny Kids Quotes,  Annoying Childhood Friend (theme)  
    
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1.... 2.....

3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

READYORNOTHEREICOME!
1.... 2.....

3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

READYORNOTHEREICOME!


Annoying Childhood Friend (theme),  Funny Childhood Jokes  
    
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Asks if you want to sleep over

"Hey Mom, Billy wants to know if he can sleep over"
Asks if you want to sleep over

"Hey Mom, Billy wants to know if he can sleep over"


Annoying Childhood Friend (theme),  Funny Childhood Memories  
    
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conversations with my kids ...

my daughter having a heart to heart with her daddy ...

daughter: daddy, will i have a beard on my foo like mommy when i grow up?

daddy: uhhh...
conversations with my kids ...

my daughter having a heart to heart with her daddy ...

daughter: daddy, will i have a beard on my foo like mommy when i grow up?

daddy: uhhh...


Funny Parent Jokes,  Funny Dad Quotes  
    
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In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, G-d got tired of creating the world, so he took
the Sabbath off.

Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.

Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

David fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.


Bible Humor,  Biblical Jokes,  Great Jewish Jokes  
    
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