Funny Kitchen Quotes

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mommy, when i grow up

i want to be a sandwich making  just like you
mommy, when i grow up

i want to be a sandwich making just like you


Memes,  Sexist Jokes,  
    
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Just did a tupperware inventory. 17 round containers. 2 square lids.
Just did a tupperware inventory. 17 round containers. 2 square lids.

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me: i'm hungry. fridge: i don't give a . cabinet: don't look at me. freezer: lol. you like ice?
me: i'm hungry. fridge: i don't give a . cabinet: don't look at me. freezer: lol. you like ice?

Memes,  Fridge Jokes,  Funny Kitchen Sayings,  
    
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i can smell if you didn't wash your hands 
after wiping your !!!

what makes me mad is you went right into the kitchen and started to make meatballs...yuck!
i can smell if you didn't wash your hands
after wiping your !!!

what makes me mad is you went right into the kitchen and started to make meatballs...yuck!


Funny Ecards,  Bad Hygiene Jokes,  Funny Kitchen Jokes,  
    
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Watching the timer on the microwave so that you can open it really fast before it beeps.
Watching the timer on the microwave so that you can open it really fast before it beeps.

Relatable Posts,  Microwave Jokes,  Funny Cooking Slogans,  
    
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A day may come when I need your help in the kitchen

But today is not that day
A day may come when I need your help in the kitchen

But today is not that day


Memes,  Thanksgiving Meme,  
    
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Closing the fridge door really slow to see if the light goes off.
Closing the fridge door really slow to see if the light goes off.

Relatable Posts,  Refrigerator Jokes,  Fridge Jokes,  
    
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Let's be honest. We all get shocked every time the bread pops out of the toaster.
Let's be honest. We all get shocked every time the bread pops out of the toaster.

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Leave the kitchen they said

A great idea they said
Leave the kitchen they said

A great idea they said


Meme,  Dumb Blonde Jokes,  
    
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The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook.
The secret to a clean kitchen is simple. Don't cook.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  
    
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When I say 'there's nothing to eat', I mean there's nothing I like.
When I say 'there's nothing to eat', I mean there's nothing I like.

Relatable Posts,  Refrigerator Jokes,  
    
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All your fine words and all your good wishes...Will never replace your help with the dishes
All your fine words and all your good wishes...Will never replace your help with the dishes

Funny Quotes,  Funny Kitchen Sayings,  
    
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When you are frying chicken and the greese pops
When you are frying chicken and the greese pops

Meme,  Icejjfish Meme,  
    
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Dude, a bowl
Dude, a bowl

Meme,  Images Funny Photos,  
    
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Grilling hot dogs in a toaster
Grilling hot dogs in a toaster

Funny Pictures,  Hot Dog Jokes,  Funny Foto  
    
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