Funny Kitchen Sayings

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So people really out here putting hot sauce in the fridge? The back of the bottle literally says refrigerate after opening" and y'all still put it in the cabinet. Y'all don't follow directions and that's why y'all keep getting pregnant.
So people really out here putting hot sauce in the fridge?

The back of the bottle literally says refrigerate after opening" and y'all still put it in the cabinet. Y'all don't follow directions and that's why y'all keep getting pregnant.

Memes,  Fridge Jokes,  Squidward Meme,  
    
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- Babe, look what I bought! - What is this?! - It's a pan, duh!
- Babe, look what I bought!
- What is this?!
- It's a pan, duh!

Funny Jokes,  Silly Puns,  Play On Word Jokes,  
    
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me: i'm hungry. fridge: i don't give a . cabinet: don't look at me. freezer: lol. you like ice?
me: i'm hungry. fridge: i don't give a . cabinet: don't look at me. freezer: lol. you like ice?

Memes,  Fridge Jokes,  
    
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The best egg separator ever...
The best egg separator ever...

Memes,  Booger Jokes,  Egg Jokes,  
    
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I am such a good cook that even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers.
I am such a good cook that even the smoke alarm hoots and hollers.

Relatable Posts,  Funny Cooking Slogans,  
    
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"The toaster is simply broken - I didn't enable a pop-up blocker."
"The toaster is simply broken - I didn't enable a pop-up blocker."

Funny Jokes,  Best One Liner Jokes,  
    
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When I say 'there's nothing to eat', I mean there's nothing I like.
When I say 'there's nothing to eat', I mean there's nothing I like.

Relatable Posts,  Refrigerator Jokes,  Funny Kitchen Quotes,  
    
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You'll never forget to turn off the oven... If you never turn it on.
You'll never forget to turn off the oven...

If you never turn it on.

Funny Jokes,  Oven Jokes,  
    
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All your fine words and all your good wishes...Will never replace your help with the dishes
All your fine words and all your good wishes...Will never replace your help with the dishes

Funny Quotes,  Funny Kitchen Quotes,  
    
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My dream kitchen has someone else in it cooking and cleaning.
My dream kitchen has someone else in it cooking and cleaning.

Funny Ecards,  Jokes About Dreams,  
    
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When you are frying chicken and the greese pops
When you are frying chicken and the greese pops

Meme,  Icejjfish Meme,  Funny Kitchen Quotes,  
    
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Today's menu: Eat it or Starve
Today's menu:

Eat it

or Starve

Funny Pictures,  Funny Home Signs,  Funny House Signs,  
    
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Sometimes I like to stand in front of the toaster and try not to flinch when the toast comes out.
Sometimes I like to stand in front of the toaster and try not to flinch when the toast comes out.

Cute Funny Sayings,  Random Funny Stuff  
    
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Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Every belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has food.
Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Every belongs in the kitchen.

Kitchen has food.

Woman In Kitchen Jokes,  Women Belong In The Kitchen Jokes,  Kitchen Puns,  
    
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Do not use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we'll plummet into the Sun. Thank you.
Do not use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we'll plummet into the Sun.

Thank you.

Microwave Jokes,  Images Of Funny Stuff  
    
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