Funny Lame Jokes

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What do you call someone who loves walls?

A "wall nut."
What do you call someone who loves walls?

A "wall nut."


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What's a vampire's favorite place to take his car?

On a blood drive.
What's a vampire's favorite place to take his car?

On a blood drive.


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What websites do dentists love?

You-tooth.
What websites do dentists love?

You-tooth.


Corny Joke,  Stupid Joke,  
    
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What do you get when you have a cat that eats lemons?

A sour puss
What do you get when you have a cat that eats lemons?

A sour puss


Cat Puns,  Lemon Puns,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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How Do You Get A Baby Alien To Sleep?

You rocket.
How Do You Get A Baby Alien To Sleep?

You rocket.


Alien Jokes,  Good Kids Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  
    
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What's A Parasite?

A site you see in Paris.
What's A Parasite?

A site you see in Paris.


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Why couldn't the leopard go on vacation?

He couldn't find the right spot
Why couldn't the leopard go on vacation?

He couldn't find the right spot


Leopard Jokes,  Best Laffy Taffy Jokes,  List Of Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Where does a catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.
Where does a catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.


Softball Puns,  List Of Stupid Jokes,  
    
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Q: How do softball players stay cool during a game? 

A: They stand near the fans!
Q: How do softball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans!


Softball Puns,  Athlete Jokes,  
    
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Chemistry jokes are funny because you don't have to 

Zinc about them very hard
Chemistry jokes are funny because you don't have to

Zinc about them very hard


Zinc Jokes,  Chemistry Cat (theme),  Chemistry Puns,  
    
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What does a cabbage outlaw have?

A price on his head.
What does a cabbage outlaw have?

A price on his head.


Cabbage Jokes,  Food Puns,  Food Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''Luigi, I'm thinking of getting back into the family business. Regular business is too corrupt!''
''Luigi, I'm thinking of getting back into the family business. Regular business is too corrupt!''

Mobster Jokes,  Business Jokes,  Stupid Joke,  
    
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