Funny Lawyer Quotes

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''Of course I favor gay marriage. I can use the business!''
''Of course I favor gay marriage. I can use the business!''

Lawyer Jokes One Liners,  Funny Lawyer Jokes,  
    
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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Lawsuit Jokes,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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Lawsuit

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Lawsuit

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


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if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you

if you cannot afford a doctor, lol tough  bro
if you can not afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you

if you cannot afford a doctor, lol tough bro


Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  
    
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i'm not one to give legal advice but, if ever in a jam.... call this  first
i'm not one to give legal advice but, if ever in a jam.... call this first

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Law school?

Your punishment was severe enough
Law school?

Your punishment was severe enough


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You can't afford my legal fees?

It's ok, I'll work pro bone-o
You can't afford my legal fees?

It's ok, I'll work pro bone-o


Memes,  Legal Jokes,  
    
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Do you swear to clean the tooth...

The whole tooth... and nothing but the tooth?
Do you swear to clean the tooth...

The whole tooth... and nothing but the tooth?


Funny Pictures,  Funny Dental Comics,  Funny Dental Jokes For Kids  
    
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Future Lawyer? He was told not to step foot outside...
Future Lawyer? He was told not to step foot outside...

Funny Pictures,  Cute Kids Jokes,  Clever Humor  
    
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Divorce lawyers

You should have hired a better one...
Divorce lawyers

You should have hired a better one...


Great Lawyer Jokes,  Funny Lawyer Slogans  
    
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Can you explain in your own words

What happened after he hit you with the newspaper
Can you explain in your own words

What happened after he hit you with the newspaper


Newspaper Jokes,  Lawyer Dog (theme),  
    
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Why does people are still studying law in college?
In 3 years, lawyers won't exist anyore
Why does people are still studying law in college?
In 3 years, lawyers won't exist anyore


Jokes About Lawyers,  Movie Puns,  Back To The Future Meme  
    
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If there was only one lawyer on earth

Does that mean he is basically controlling the world?
If there was only one lawyer on earth

Does that mean he is basically controlling the world?


Deep Funny Thoughts,  Philosoraptor (theme),  Velociraptor Meme (theme)  
    
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lawyers

the difference between a lawyer and a catfish is that one is a slimy, bottom dwelling, s sucker... and the other one is a fish
lawyers

the difference between a lawyer and a catfish is that one is a slimy, bottom dwelling, s sucker... and the other one is a fish


Fish Jokes One Liners,  Jokes About Lawyers  
    
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A good lawyer knows the law...

A great lawyer knows the judge
A good lawyer knows the law...

A great lawyer knows the judge


Legal Jokes,  Funny Lawyer Slogans,  Funny Signs Images  
    
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