Funny Leadership Quotes

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Im the project engineer

Im the one who gives the orders
Im the project engineer

Im the one who gives the orders


Engineering Jokes One Liners,  Engineer Jokes,  Obama Meme,  
    
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''This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?''
''This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?''

Cow Jokes One Liners,  Cow Puns,  
    
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''I'm a natural leader. I was the first one over the cliff.''
''I'm a natural leader. I was the first one over the cliff.''

Play On Words Jokes,  Best Double Meaning Jokes,  
    
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''There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!''
''There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Best Office Jokes,  
    
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''How can you say I'm not a forceful communicator? At least three times a day someone leaves my office in tears.''
''How can you say I'm not a forceful communicator? At least three times a day someone leaves my office in tears.''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Job Office Jokes,  
    
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''And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!''
''And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!''

Funny Boss Quotes,  Boss Jokes One Liners,  
    
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''There is no 'i' in team. As leader of this team, I want that changed.''
''There is no 'i' in team. As leader of this team, I want that changed.''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Boss Jokes,  
    
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''Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!''
''Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Office Jokes One Liners,  
    
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Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!
Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!

Funny Work Jokes,  Work Puns,  
    
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'''I'm trying to decide if it's more likely I know nothing about leading or everyone I work with knows nothing about following.''
'''I'm trying to decide if it's more likely I know nothing about leading or everyone I work with knows nothing about following.''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Good Office Jokes,  
    
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Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!
Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!

Wolf Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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''Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!''
''Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!''

Funny Job Jokes,  Funny Office Quotes,  
    
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''Attention, everyone. Our CEO will be touring the department in ten minutes. Please take the 'Change is Good' placards out of your lower desk drawers, dust them off, and hang them in a prominent place. Thank you!''
''Attention, everyone. Our CEO will be touring the department in ten minutes. Please take the 'Change is Good' placards out of your lower desk drawers, dust them off, and hang them in a prominent place. Thank you!''

Ceo Jokes,  Funny Work Comics,  
    
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''They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!''
''They're the ideal temp workers! Easy to train, industrious, punctual... And with a thirteen-day life-span, they conveniently die before collecting a paycheck!''

Funny Office Comics,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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''It certainly didn't take Charlie very long after his promotion to grow an impressive set of claws, did it?''
''It certainly didn't take Charlie very long after his promotion to grow an impressive set of claws, did it?''

Boss Jokes,  Funny Work Comics,  
    
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