Funny Leadership Quotes

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Im the project engineer

Im the one who gives the orders
Im the project engineer

Im the one who gives the orders


Engineering Jokes One Liners,  Engineer Jokes,  Obama Meme,  
    
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''I'm a natural leader. I was the first one over the cliff.''
''I'm a natural leader. I was the first one over the cliff.''

Play On Words Jokes,  Best Double Meaning Jokes,  
    
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''This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?''
''This is quite a scathing memo, Jane. Would you mind elaborating on the 'pervasive herd mentality' you claim our firm is riddled with?''

Cow Jokes One Liners,  Cow Puns,  
    
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''There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!''
''There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Best Office Jokes,  
    
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Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!
Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!

Wolf Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!
Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!

Funny Work Jokes,  Work Puns,  
    
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''You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.''
''You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.''

Funny Dog Comics,  Dog Jokes For Kids,  
    
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''There is no 'i' in team. As leader of this team, I want that changed.''
''There is no 'i' in team. As leader of this team, I want that changed.''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Boss Jokes,  
    
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''How can you say I'm not a forceful communicator? At least three times a day someone leaves my office in tears.''
''How can you say I'm not a forceful communicator? At least three times a day someone leaves my office in tears.''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Job Office Jokes,  
    
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''And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!''
''And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!''

Funny Boss Quotes,  Boss Jokes One Liners,  
    
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'''I'm trying to decide if it's more likely I know nothing about leading or everyone I work with knows nothing about following.''
'''I'm trying to decide if it's more likely I know nothing about leading or everyone I work with knows nothing about following.''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Good Office Jokes,  
    
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''Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!''
''Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!''

Funny Office Quotes,  Job Office Jokes,  
    
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''Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!''
''Great job at today's meeting, Dunwoody. You're finally discovering your own voice as a yes-man!''

Boss Jokes One Liners,  Office Jokes One Liners,  
    
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'How the hell do I tell them I haven't a clue where we're going?'
'How the hell do I tell them I haven't a clue where we're going?'

Ant Jokes,  Insect Jokes,  
    
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''Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!''
''Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!''

Funny Boss Quotes,  Chess Jokes,  Board Game Jokes,  
    
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