Funny Life Advice

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Don't let another person ruin your day

Ruin your own damn day
Don't let another person ruin your day

Ruin your own damn day


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Those guys who drink $200 bottles in nightclubs, but work at Footlocker. That bottle just cost you 28 hours o being dressed like a barcode.
Those guys who drink $200 bottles in nightclubs, but work at Footlocker. That bottle just cost you 28 hours o being dressed like a barcode.

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Life is short. Max out your credit cards, skip this months rent, quit your job, get evicted, travel the world, try crack. Treat yo self.
Life is short. Max out your credit cards, skip this months rent, quit your job, get evicted, travel the world, try crack. Treat yo self.

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Life pro tip:

You can use that shoe organizer to hold your candy after the diabetes takes your feet
Life pro tip:

You can use that shoe organizer to hold your candy after the diabetes takes your feet


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By age 30 you should have:

$3 in savings

$5 on credit card debt

Existential dread

A favorite person

One half-dead plant you feel really bad about because your mom keeps asking for grandkids but you're not ready and you though this basil plant would be a good place to start
By age 30 you should have:

$3 in savings

$5 on credit card debt

Existential dread

A favorite person

One half-dead plant you feel really bad about because your mom keeps asking for grandkids but you're not ready and you though this basil plant would be a good place to start


Memes,  Funny 30 Year Old Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  
    
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In life you have 2 choices

U can lean wit it or u can rock wit it
In life you have 2 choices

U can lean wit it or u can rock wit it


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Closure isn't real just cut your hair and pretend it didn't happen
Closure isn't real just cut your hair and pretend it didn't happen

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Remember what I told you

Don't even talk to a girl unless
Remember what I told you

Don't even talk to a girl unless


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Steve Carell at age 37 and at age 56. This is how you age like fine wine when you're talented, unproblematic, funny and mind your own business.
Steve Carell at age 37 and at age 56. This is how you age like fine wine when you're talented, unproblematic, funny and mind your own business.

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don't smoke pot, kids. you might end up a billionaire rocket scientist that also owns a car company.
don't smoke pot, kids. you might end up a billionaire rocket scientist that also owns a car company.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great
Starting your day with an early morning run is a great

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Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but yourself, when has she left it up for you? Know. Your. WOrth.
Fellas, you put the toilet seat down for her but yourself, when has she left it up for you? Know. Your. WOrth.

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I'm ready to wake up to the same person everyday

I prayed for this and God gave me a baby.

Moral of the story: Be specific
I'm ready to wake up to the same person everyday

I prayed for this and God gave me a baby.

Moral of the story: Be specific


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Don't forget drink water and get some sunlight because you're basically a house plant with more complicated emotions
Don't forget drink water and get some sunlight because you're basically a house plant with more complicated emotions

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life hack: reverse that  and make your server pay
life hack: reverse that and make your server pay

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