Funny Life Insurance Jokes

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''I'd like to buy extinction insurance.''
''I'd like to buy extinction insurance.''

T Rex Jokes,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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''No, no, no. Our insurance pays you when a tragedy happens, Mr. Soprano.''
''No, no, no. Our insurance pays you when a tragedy happens, Mr. Soprano.''

Mobster Jokes,  Life Insurance Jokes,  
    
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Your policy only covers odd-numbered lives
Your policy only covers odd-numbered lives

Funny Jokes,  Funny Comics For Kids,  
    
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You gotta believe

This guy has a hard time buying life insurance
You gotta believe

This guy has a hard time buying life insurance


Life Insurance Jokes,  
    
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Q: How is a hospital gown like insurance?

A: You're never covered as much you think you are.


Car Insurance Jokes,  Free Online Jokes  
    
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Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance.

"You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance."

"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other, "but the flood insurance?

How do you start a flood?"


Insurance Jokes,  Flood Jokes,  Good Jewish Jokes,  
    
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Do transformers get life insurance

Or car insurance?
Do transformers get life insurance

Or car insurance?


Car Insurance Jokes,  Dinosaur Memes (theme),  Philosoraptor (theme)  
    
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Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Life Insurance Jokes,  101 One Liners  
    
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Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

Women Jokes About Men,  101 One Liners,  
    
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Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

Funny One Liners On Life,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  One Liner On Life,  Life Jokes,  
    
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Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

Funny One Liners On Life,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  One Liner On Life,  Life Jokes,  
    
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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

Insurance Jokes,  Life Insurance Jokes,  
    
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i just saved 100% on stress 

by switching to not giving a
i just saved 100% on stress

by switching to not giving a


Picture Jokes,  Funny Joke  
    
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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game

Life Jokes,  Wife Jokes,  My Wife Jokes,  Life Insurance Jokes,  
    
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This duck is so undercooked

That it's still trying to sell me life insurance
This duck is so undercooked

That it's still trying to sell me life insurance


Gordon Ramsay Jokes,  Funny Mean Insults,  Cooking Fail,  Duck Jokes One Liners,  
    
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