Funny Life Quotes And Sayings

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Life is simple

Sleep, eat & Jeep
Life is simple

Sleep, eat & Jeep


Jeep Jokes,  Life Jokes,  
    
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Me: "I think 2016 could actually be my year"

Life:

I don't know where you are receiving this information but it is inaccurate
Me: "I think 2016 could actually be my year"

Life:

I don't know where you are receiving this information but it is inaccurate


Memes,  Jokes For 2016,  Dr Love Meme,  
    
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Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!

Forrest Gump
Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!

Forrest Gump


Laxative Jokes,  One Liner On Life,  
    
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wine 

a little

laugh

a lot
wine

a little

laugh

a lot


Wine Puns,  Best Laugh Jokes,  
    
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Life is short. Heels shouldn't be.
Life is short. Heels shouldn't be.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Girl Quotes,  Funny Quotes For Women,  
    
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I've spent most of my life riding

Horses

The rest I've just wasted.
I've spent most of my life riding

Horses

The rest I've just wasted.


Funny Horse Quotes,  Funny Horse Sayings,  Jokes About Horses,  
    
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'''If we really did learn from our mistakes you would be as smart as Einstein by now!''
'''If we really did learn from our mistakes you would be as smart as Einstein by now!''

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Albert Einstein Jokes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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Need one of those Kim Kardashian jobs where they pay me for living.
Need one of those Kim Kardashian jobs where they pay me for living.

Memes,  Kim Kardashian Jokes,  Funny Kardashian Quotes,  
    
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I've been unintentionally fashionable late my whole life.
I've been unintentionally fashionable late my whole life.

Funny Quotes,  Late Jokes,  Funny Life Sayings,  
    
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Live life 

With porpoise
Live life

With porpoise


Dolphin Puns,  Funny Motivational Sayings,  
    
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life is too srt to ld a grudge

slash some tires and call it even
life is too srt to ld a grudge

slash some tires and call it even


Funny Jokes,  Flat Tire Jokes,  Life Humor,  
    
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There's no room for BS in my life unless it's Burritos and Salsa
There's no room for BS in my life unless it's Burritos and Salsa

Burrito Jokes,  Funny Food Quotes,  Food One Liners,  
    
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Started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom
Started from the bottom now we a little bit above the bottom

Funny Rap Jokes,  Silly One Liner Jokes,  Short Funny Thoughts,  
    
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trying to be less of an le than i was yesterday...

baby steps.

 you.
trying to be less of an le than i was yesterday...

baby steps.

you.


    
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lol top 6 best feelings in a mans life:

1. new 
2. getting paid
3. hitting a 3 pointer
4. fresh cut
5. when a  has her own crib
6. you are not the father
lol top 6 best feelings in a mans life:

1. new
2. getting paid
3. hitting a 3 pointer
4. fresh cut
5. when a has her own crib
6. you are not the father


Funny Quotes,  Short Jokes About Men,  Good Jokes For Men,  
    
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