Funny Life Sayings

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Well slap my ass and call me McDonald's ice cream machine cause I am broke
Well slap my ass and call me McDonald's ice cream machine cause I am broke

Memes,  Broke People Jokes,  No Money Jokes,  
    
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Going to rock bottom you guys need anything
Going to rock bottom you guys need anything

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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i feel like i'm in season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous happen
i feel like i'm in season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous happen

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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If you didn't forge your parents signature in school you wasn't living.
If you didn't forge your parents signature in school you wasn't living.

Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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I'm at the point in my life where I check my email as part of my social media line up
I'm at the point in my life where I check my email as part of my social media line up

Memes,  Aging Jokes,  Social Media Problems,  
    
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Took 28 years to realise that no matter what the meeting is about, if you randomly chime in with 'it's just about finding balance' people will always agree.
Took 28 years to realise that no matter what the meeting is about, if you randomly chime in with 'it's just about finding balance' people will always agree.

Memes,  Good Office Jokes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea. Not sure if your boyfriend cheated on you or you're just trying to raise awareness about pollution.
There's plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

Not sure if your boyfriend cheated on you or you're just trying to raise awareness about pollution.

Memes,  Funny Dating Sayings,  
    
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In life you have 2 choices U can lean wit it or u can rock wit it
In life you have 2 choices

U can lean wit it or u can rock wit it

Memes,  Funny Life Advice,  
    
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Ya'' say s'cuse me or excuse me? "S'cuse me" the first time and "Excuse me" when mfs act like they cant hear
Ya'' say s'cuse me or excuse me?

"S'cuse me" the first time and "Excuse me" when mfs act like they cant hear

Memes,  Manners Jokes,  Funny Attitude Quotes,  
    
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My motto is, I'll get over it just let me be dramatic first.
My motto is, I'll get over it just let me be dramatic first.

Memes,  Dramatic Jokes,  
    
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I'll admit I've done some questionable things in my time but I've never posted a story to Facebook
I'll admit I've done some questionable things in my time but I've never posted a story to Facebook

Memes,  Jokes For Facebook Status,  Jokes To Post On Facebook,  
    
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Seeing a therapist: $100/hour Telling myself it be like that sometimes: free
Seeing a therapist: $100/hour

Telling myself it be like that sometimes: free

Memes,  Funny Thoughts On Life,  Therapist Jokes,  
    
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Not sure if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel part of something
Not sure if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel part of something

Memes,  Tea Jokes,  Drink Jokes,  
    
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My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from
My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from

Memes,  Mind Jokes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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