Funny Life Sayings

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"What do you need to be happy in life?"

More expresso

Less depresso
"What do you need to be happy in life?"

More expresso

Less depresso


Memes,  Happiness Jokes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.
And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.

Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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Me everyday: I wanna die, please take me now

*Experiences minor ache*

Me: Please don't do this
Me everyday: I wanna die, please take me now

*Experiences minor ache*

Me: Please don't do this


Memes,  Pain Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm gonna improve myself ! Really change for the better ! Today is my day I'm starting over fresh ! A new me !

Me:
Me: I'm gonna improve myself ! Really change for the better ! Today is my day I'm starting over fresh ! A new me !

Me:


Memes,  New Year New Me Meme,  Funny Sale Signs,  
    
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"How's life?"

I'm not very good at it.

But it doesn't matter.
"How's life?"

I'm not very good at it.

But it doesn't matter.


Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'
responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'

Memes,  Obama Meme,  
    
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"Do what you love & money will follow"

Ate pizza, drank wine, took 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog..

Now I wait
"Do what you love & money will follow"

Ate pizza, drank wine, took 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog..

Now I wait


Memes,  Funny Phrases About Life,  
    
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Memes,  Jay Z Jokes,  Lemonade Meme,  
    
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one man's trash

is another man's treasure
one man's trash

is another man's treasure


Memes,  Joke Funny Humor,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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My life consists of eating and then counting down the hours until I can eat again
My life consists of eating and then counting down the hours until I can eat again

Funny Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  Life Humor,  
    
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How can I be ready for the future when I can barely get ready in the morning.
How can I be ready for the future when I can barely get ready in the morning.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

Memes,  Lazy People Quotes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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I've been unintentionally fashionable late my whole life.
I've been unintentionally fashionable late my whole life.

Funny Quotes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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i give just a little bit of a .

just enough to keep me out of jail.
i give just a little bit of a .

just enough to keep me out of jail.


Funny Jokes,  Jail Jokes,  
    
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why give 100%?

when 35% will get you paid & laid.
why give 100%?

when 35% will get you paid & laid.


Life Humor,  Life Jokes,  
    
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