Funny Life Sayings

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My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from
My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from

Memes,  Mind Jokes,  Daily Life Jokes,  
    
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

Memes,  Funny Regrets,  
    
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In life you gotta yee the haw before the haw yee's u
In life you gotta yee the haw before the haw yee's u

Memes,  Funny Country Sayings,  
    
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Roses are red Violets are blue It dont always be like that But sometimes it do
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It dont always be like that
But sometimes it do

Memes,  Rhyming Jokes,  
    
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I don't require much to be happy. Six meals a day. Nine hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever.
I don't require much to be happy. Six meals a day. Nine hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever.

Memes,  Funny Happiness Quotes,  Personality Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it
Sometimes I feel like I got my life together but then my windshield gets foggy and I don't know what temperature to use to get rid of it

Memes,  Auto Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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When over half of the planets in your solar system are retrograde & you have the longest/most powerful lunar eclipse of the century, at the same damn time: I can't tell if I'm feeling my feelings or having a panic attack
When over half of the planets in your solar system are retrograde & you have the longest/most powerful lunar eclipse of the century, at the same damn time:

I can't tell if I'm feeling my feelings or having a panic attack

Memes,  Eclipse Meme,  Planet Humor,  
    
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What part of your morning routine takes the longest? Finding he will to live.
What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Finding he will to live.

Memes,  Morning Humor,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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day 0 witut sex: life s me everyday
day 0 witut sex: life s me everyday

Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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How broke are you??? I'm gonna have a deep breath for lunch tomorrow.
How broke are you???

I'm gonna have a deep breath for lunch tomorrow.

Memes,  Lunch Jokes,  Broke Jokes,  
    
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When I say "The other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth
When I say "The other day" it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth

Memes,  Time Jokes,  Funny Daily Quotes,  
    
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me at 15: i will change the world me at 20: i will make even a small difference me at 30: maybe i'll get fingered at applebee's tonight
me at 15: i will change the world

me at 20: i will make even a small difference

me at 30: maybe i'll get fingered at applebee's tonight

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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"Bet you won't" gets me in a lottttta trouble
"Bet you won't" gets me in a lottttta trouble

Memes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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"dam w hurt you" everyone
"dam w hurt you"

everyone

Memes,  Relatable Quotes,  Funny Heartbreak Quotes,  
    
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once i fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, get physically fit, beat depression, stop procrastinating, learn w to do taxes, get mentally strong enough to make pne calls, then it's over for you es
once i fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, get physically fit, beat depression, stop procrastinating, learn w to do taxes, get mentally strong enough to make pne calls, then it's over for you es

Memes,  Funny Life Quotes,  
    
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