Funny Life Sayings

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responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'
responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'

Memes,  Obama Meme,  
    
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"Do what you love & money will follow"

Ate pizza, drank wine, took 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog..

Now I wait
"Do what you love & money will follow"

Ate pizza, drank wine, took 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog..

Now I wait


Memes,  Funny Phrases About Life,  
    
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When life gives you Jay-Z

Make #Lemonade
When life gives you Jay-Z

Make #Lemonade


Memes,  Jay Z Jokes,  Lemonade Meme,  
    
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one man's trash

is another man's treasure
one man's trash

is another man's treasure


Memes,  Joke Funny Humor,  Trash Jokes,  
    
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My life consists of eating and then counting down the hours until I can eat again
My life consists of eating and then counting down the hours until I can eat again

Funny Jokes,  Eating Jokes,  Life Humor,  
    
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How can I be ready for the future when I can barely get ready in the morning.
How can I be ready for the future when I can barely get ready in the morning.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Morning Quotes,  
    
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My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything
My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

Memes,  Lazy People Quotes,  Lazy Jokes,  
    
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I've been unintentionally fashionable late my whole life.
I've been unintentionally fashionable late my whole life.

Funny Quotes,  Late Jokes,  
    
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i give just a little bit of a .

just enough to keep me out of jail.
i give just a little bit of a .

just enough to keep me out of jail.


Funny Jokes,  Jail Jokes,  
    
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why give 100%?

when 35% will get you paid & laid.
why give 100%?

when 35% will get you paid & laid.


Life Humor,  Life Jokes,  
    
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Life was so much simpler when we could play a friendly game of red rover, and just clothesline the people we didn't like
Life was so much simpler when we could play a friendly game of red rover, and just clothesline the people we didn't like

Funny Jokes,  Funny Childhood Memories,  Funny Childhood Jokes,  
    
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I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.
I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.

Turning 60 Years Old Jokes,  Aging Humor,  
    
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The old me, and the new me are beefing.
The old me, and the new me are beefing.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Silly Quotes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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I try to live an adventurous life but its hard to do with $4.87
I try to live an adventurous life but its hard to do with $4.87

Funny Jokes,  Funny Life Quotes And Sayings,  
    
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am i trying to have a mid-life crisis?

because that's w you do a mid-life crisis.
am i trying to have a mid-life crisis?

because that's w you do a mid-life crisis.


Mid Life Crisis Jokes,  Aging Jokes,  Archer Jokes,  
    
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