Funny Life Sayings

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me at 15: i will change the world

me at 20: i will make even a small difference

me at 30: maybe i'll get fingered at applebee's tonight
me at 15: i will change the world

me at 20: i will make even a small difference

me at 30: maybe i'll get fingered at applebee's tonight


Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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"Bet you won't" gets me in a lottttta trouble
"Bet you won't" gets me in a lottttta trouble

Memes,  Relatable Funny Quotes,  Funny Daily Sayings,  
    
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"dam w hurt you"

 everyone
"dam w hurt you"

everyone


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once i fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, get physically fit, beat depression, stop procrastinating, learn w to do taxes, get mentally strong enough to make pne calls, then it's over for you es
once i fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, get physically fit, beat depression, stop procrastinating, learn w to do taxes, get mentally strong enough to make pne calls, then it's over for you es

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"Life's a walk in the park"

What parks that then? Fucking Jurassic park
"Life's a walk in the park"

What parks that then? Fucking Jurassic park


Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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For lent I'm just giving up
For lent I'm just giving up

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I asked him why he's so relaxed he said "because I'm minding my business" .. word
I asked him why he's so relaxed he said "because I'm minding my business" .. word

Memes,  Funny Sayings And Jokes,  Funny Relatable Memes,  
    
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Me: *Does nothing*

Me: Why is life so hard?
Me: *Does nothing*

Me: Why is life so hard?


Memes,  Lazy People Quotes,  
    
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"What do you need to be happy in life?"

More expresso

Less depresso
"What do you need to be happy in life?"

More expresso

Less depresso


Memes,  Happiness Jokes,  Funny Coffee Quotes,  
    
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And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.
And then she says "Ugh, I literally want to die" like Stephanie this is the fourth time this week.

Memes,  Funny Death Quotes,  Grim Reaper Meme,  
    
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Me everyday: I wanna die, please take me now

*Experiences minor ache*

Me: Please don't do this
Me everyday: I wanna die, please take me now

*Experiences minor ache*

Me: Please don't do this


Memes,  Pain Jokes,  
    
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Me: I'm gonna improve myself ! Really change for the better ! Today is my day I'm starting over fresh ! A new me !

Me:
Me: I'm gonna improve myself ! Really change for the better ! Today is my day I'm starting over fresh ! A new me !

Me:


Memes,  New Year New Me Meme,  Funny Sale Signs,  
    
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"How's life?"

I'm not very good at it.

But it doesn't matter.
"How's life?"

I'm not very good at it.

But it doesn't matter.


Memes,  Life Sucks Jokes,  
    
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responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'
responsibility has 14 letters but then again so does ' ittttttttt'

Memes,  Obama Meme,  
    
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"Do what you love & money will follow"

Ate pizza, drank wine, took 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog..

Now I wait
"Do what you love & money will follow"

Ate pizza, drank wine, took 5 hour nap in my underwear, & took selfies with my dog..

Now I wait


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