Funny Life Thoughts

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You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry
You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry

Memes,  Glasses Jokes,  Eye Jokes,  
    
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My emotions

7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: Ok I think I overreacted
5pm: Another stupid day is over
8pm: If I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth
My emotions

7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: Ok I think I overreacted
5pm: Another stupid day is over
8pm: If I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth


Memes,  Funny Daily Thoughts,  
    
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It's 5th grade. Obama was elected President a few weeks ago. Twilight just hit theaters. Live Your Life by T.I. is the number one song. Everyone is wearing plaid shorts. Phones are sliding and revealing keyboards. Life was simple.
It's 5th grade. Obama was elected President a few weeks ago. Twilight just hit theaters. Live Your Life by T.I. is the number one song. Everyone is wearing plaid shorts. Phones are sliding and revealing keyboards. Life was simple.

Memes,  Back In The Day Jokes,  Childhood Jokes,  
    
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I don't get how people afford life without a job??? I can't even afford it with a job
I don't get how people afford life without a job??? I can't even afford it with a job

Memes,  Job Jokes,  Unemployment Jokes,  
    
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I used to think high schoolers were so grown up until I was one. Then college kids were so cool and put together until I was one. Then adults knew everything and now let me tell you no one knows anything we're all out here wigging it
I used to think high schoolers were so grown up until I was one. Then college kids were so cool and put together until I was one. Then adults knew everything and now let me tell you no one knows anything we're all out here wigging it

Memes,  Growing Up Jokes,  
    
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I honestly can't remember how I became an adult. I was just a kid just a while ago.
I honestly can't remember how I became an adult. I was just a kid just a while ago.

Memes,  Young Adult Jokes,  Oprah Memes,  
    
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As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood.

Now we're like, okay yes this makes sense.
As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood.

Now we're like, okay yes this makes sense.


Adult Humor Jokes,  Parents Jokes,  
    
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Do you ever think about how hard you're working to do well in life and then realize an 8 year old boy yodeled in Walmart for two minutes and is already more successful than you
Do you ever think about how hard you're working to do well in life and then realize an 8 year old boy yodeled in Walmart for two minutes and is already more successful than you

Memes,  Jokes About Success,  
    
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When you said 2017 was gonna be your year but its nearly August and you're still single and poor
When you said 2017 was gonna be your year but its nearly August and you're still single and poor

Memes,  When You Meme,  2017 Meme,  
    
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When you stop chasing your tail and start chasing your dreams
When you stop chasing your tail and start chasing your dreams

Memes,  When You Meme,  Funny Dog Humor,  
    
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Why do I feel like ive already wasted my year and its only February
Why do I feel like ive already wasted my year and its only February

Memes,  February Jokes,  Wasting Time Jokes,  
    
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When the alarm goes off and you sit on the side of your bed and think, is living paycheck to paycheck worth it?
When the alarm goes off and you sit on the side of your bed and think, is living paycheck to paycheck worth it?

Memes,  Alarm Clock Jokes,  Morning Humor,  
    
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U ever look in the mirror for too long & start thinking "damn I'm really a human, like I'm really in this bitch"
U ever look in the mirror for too long & start thinking "damn I'm really a human, like I'm really in this bitch"

Memes,  Human Jokes,  Mirror Jokes,  
    
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everytime i think about having kids  like this make me think twice young  doing a full head spin naked
everytime i think about having kids like this make me think twice young doing a full head spin naked

Memes,  Funny Sayings About Kids,  Funny Images Of Children,  
    
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When you're lying in bed tryna get some sleep but your mind wants to dwell on every mistake you've ever made
When you're lying in bed tryna get some sleep but your mind wants to dwell on every mistake you've ever made

Memes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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