Did I break out bc I wore makeup or because I used a new makeup remover or because I'm gonna be on my period in a week or bc I've been eating or bc I'm sad or bc I'm stressed ? Which is it
You ever take your glasses off at night and think damn natural selection would've taken my ass a long time ago if it weren't for the development of optometry
7am: Today I'll be more positive
10am: I hate my job, the sun and myself
Lunch: Ok I think I overreacted
5pm: Another stupid day is over
8pm: If I get enough sleep I'll be fine
12am: [crying] I hope aliens destroy earth
It's 5th grade. Obama was elected President a few weeks ago. Twilight just hit theaters. Live Your Life by T.I. is the number one song. Everyone is wearing plaid shorts. Phones are sliding and revealing keyboards. Life was simple.
I used to think high schoolers were so grown up until I was one. Then college kids were so cool and put together until I was one. Then adults knew everything and now let me tell you no one knows anything we're all out here wigging it
Do you ever think about how hard you're working to do well in life and then realize an 8 year old boy yodeled in Walmart for two minutes and is already more successful than you